Summer Haiku From The Jannaverse
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Sweaty bloggers want ice cream.
Just trust me on this.
If not, can I have yours? Huh?
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Summer: That special season
When all people should
Shower three times as often
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Recipe for beef jerky:
Slice a ten pound roast,
Leave it in your car all day
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Please don't try that recipe.
It's not beef jerky.
E-Coli instead! (serves four)
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The whine is so annoying
Bite me already
Mosquitoes (and sometimes kids)
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Sweaty bloggers want ice cream.
Just trust me on this.
If not, can I have yours? Huh?
~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~
Summer: That special season
When all people should
Shower three times as often
~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~
Recipe for beef jerky:
Slice a ten pound roast,
Leave it in your car all day
~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~
Please don't try that recipe.
It's not beef jerky.
E-Coli instead! (serves four)
~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~
The whine is so annoying
Bite me already
Mosquitoes (and sometimes kids)
~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~-=-~
.
4 comments:
Subtorp77: Wow. Somebody really did that? And lived to tell about it?
Janna, oh they lived, alright, tho' if I had ever gotten hold of the mook( the bird wasn't consumed by humans, rather...er...fly pupae, if you know what I mean ). Oh the stench! And the flies!!
You could make beef jerky that way if you sliced it, marinated it with soy sauce for 24 hours (in the fridge) and placed the meat on racks in a single layer on some cookie sheets on the dashboard and then parked the car facing south in Arizona in July with fan blowing air through it and the windows cracked about four inches... otherwise you probably should use some other recipe.
Marilyn: It sounds perfect, all except for the part about me having to be in Arizona. That place is just freakily hot. Plus I'd be worried about flies coming in through the cracked windows. Drat. Back to the drawing board.
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