Person 1: PARRY! Person 2: TOUCHE! Person 1: PROSTRATE! Person 2: MENOPAUSAL! Person 1: DODGE! Person 2: DURANGO! Person 3: [whispers] do they know those lances are sponsored by MetLife, and that the tips are poison-laced, and all MetLife policies have a fencing clause?
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
7 comments:
Person 1: PARRY!
Person 2: TOUCHE!
Person 1: PROSTRATE!
Person 2: MENOPAUSAL!
Person 1: DODGE!
Person 2: DURANGO!
Person 3: [whispers] do they know those lances are sponsored by MetLife, and that the tips are poison-laced, and all MetLife policies have a fencing clause?
OMG this is great and Whall's comment is awesome. Your mind is something else and so clever. I'm so glad I've followed your blog. Aloha :)
i SOOO wish I could write a funny caption about this!!!
Points are deducted if they hit the colostomy bag.
Whall: Now it all makes sense!
Thom: Glad you like it. :)
Mr.Condescending: Be my guest!
DaOldMan: ROFL!! Now I feel guilty for laughing. :)
ROFL I love Whall and DaOldMan's comments, they're as priceless as the pic!
A little Haiku for you:
Here we go again,
Thrust and parry, Touche!
I replaced my hip!
Skye: Haiku comments are always appreciated! :)
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