Monday, May 4, 2009

Things I will do for fifty cents

1. Explain to your dog why he was neutered
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2. Eat your broccoli
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3. Name a rock after you
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4. Promise not to peek through your windows
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5. Tell my cats that you didn't really mean what you said the other day
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19 comments:

Da Old Man said...

You have underpriced yourself. I'm sure I'd pay you a dollar not to look in my windows.

Janna said...

DaOldMan: Just wait. The price goes up next week.

Grace said...

Will it be a pretty rock? With sparklies in it?

Janna said...

Grace: Sparklies cost twenty cents extra.

Trukindog said...

I'll pay you 50 cents to explain to Jesse why he was neutered....I'll pay you $50 bucks to make him agree & be happy about it.

Mr. Condescending said...

I would pay you 50 cents to visit my blog. Just kidding, I would actually pay 50 cents to read yours, your posts are awesome

Janna said...

Trukindog: Show me the money. :)

Mr. Condescending: Thank you! Welcome to the Jannaverse. BTW, I'm curious about your name....

Mr. Condescending said...

Im glad I sparked your curiousity, basically my name refers to the fact that I love being condescending

Janna said...

Mr. Condescending: And I see you love Extreme Ironing, too!

Mr. Condescending said...

yes ma'am, does that make two of us!?

Janna said...

Mr. Condescending: I can't help but love the absurdity of the one
at the bottom of the ocean. Or the aquarium. Or whatever it is.

Mr. Condescending said...

yes, it is pretty silly!

Thom said...

you have a wit that just won't quit. I love it. You peek in my windows you'd probably ask for a refund LOL

DouglasDyer said...

Any chance "eat your broccoli" is a euphemism?

Janna said...

Thom: Oh, believe me, my wit quits more often than I care to admit.

DouglasDyer: Sadly, no. If it looks like broccoli, I always make sure it really IS broccoli before I actually put it in my mouth.

VE said...

I'll give you an extra 50 cents if you neuter my named rock and make it eat it's broccoli...

Janna said...

VE: Can I still peek through your windows?

whall said...

I like how #4 is just a promise. "Keeping a promise" is on a different, more-highly-priced list, right?

Janna said...

Whall: I will stay away from your windows for... oh, let's say about forty bucks, plus three breakfast tacos and a pound of habanero peppers. Possibly the addition of a fountain pen and a box of chocolate-covered orange peel.
Or you could, you know, just pull the curtains shut when I try to peek in.