Things I will do for fifty cents
1. Explain to your dog why he was neutered
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2. Eat your broccoli
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3. Name a rock after you
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4. Promise not to peek through your windows
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5. Tell my cats that you didn't really mean what you said the other day
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2. Eat your broccoli
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3. Name a rock after you
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4. Promise not to peek through your windows
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5. Tell my cats that you didn't really mean what you said the other day
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19 comments:
You have underpriced yourself. I'm sure I'd pay you a dollar not to look in my windows.
DaOldMan: Just wait. The price goes up next week.
Will it be a pretty rock? With sparklies in it?
Grace: Sparklies cost twenty cents extra.
I'll pay you 50 cents to explain to Jesse why he was neutered....I'll pay you $50 bucks to make him agree & be happy about it.
I would pay you 50 cents to visit my blog. Just kidding, I would actually pay 50 cents to read yours, your posts are awesome
Trukindog: Show me the money. :)
Mr. Condescending: Thank you! Welcome to the Jannaverse. BTW, I'm curious about your name....
Im glad I sparked your curiousity, basically my name refers to the fact that I love being condescending
Mr. Condescending: And I see you love Extreme Ironing, too!
yes ma'am, does that make two of us!?
Mr. Condescending: I can't help but love the absurdity of the one
at the bottom of the ocean. Or the aquarium. Or whatever it is.
yes, it is pretty silly!
you have a wit that just won't quit. I love it. You peek in my windows you'd probably ask for a refund LOL
Any chance "eat your broccoli" is a euphemism?
Thom: Oh, believe me, my wit quits more often than I care to admit.
DouglasDyer: Sadly, no. If it looks like broccoli, I always make sure it really IS broccoli before I actually put it in my mouth.
I'll give you an extra 50 cents if you neuter my named rock and make it eat it's broccoli...
VE: Can I still peek through your windows?
I like how #4 is just a promise. "Keeping a promise" is on a different, more-highly-priced list, right?
Whall: I will stay away from your windows for... oh, let's say about forty bucks, plus three breakfast tacos and a pound of habanero peppers. Possibly the addition of a fountain pen and a box of chocolate-covered orange peel.
Or you could, you know, just pull the curtains shut when I try to peek in.
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