Things the letters DBAS could stand for
1. Dry Boogers Are Scratchy
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2. Deserts: Big, Arid, Sandy
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3. Dead Buzzards Always Stink
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4. Delusions: Believe Anything Scintillating
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5. Determined Brats Are Stubborn
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6. Dirty Bras Accumulate Sweat
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7. Drink Beer And Sprite
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8. Demented Boys Aggravate Schoolteachers
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9. Divine Bacon: Always Sizzling
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10. Don't Brag About Size
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12 comments:
ROFLMAO at 8 and 10 Great work :)
Dem Boobs Are Spectacular! :-)
Thom: I think my favorites are the ones about the buzzards and the bacon. And maybe the boogers. (What a classy chick I am, huh?)
Trukindog: During Breakfast, Alvin Sneezed.
Dead Beats Always Suck.
Douche Bags Are Slippery
Dookie Butt Anus Sphincter - see if you can guess the theme.
Wonderful list, LMAO!
Ettarose: Can I have twenty bucks?
DouglasDyer: Slippery indeed!
Douglas(again): Wow, you must be having an interesting Saturday night over there.... ;)
Me-Me King: I try! :)
do said bras accumulate sweat because they're dirty or are they dirty because they accumulate sweat?
All bacon is divine.
I can't think of anything! =(
Morgian: They're dirty because they accumulate sweat. And then they are eaten by dogs named Preckles.
Marilyn: I agree.
Mr.Condescending: Distracted Bloggers Are Silent!
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