Saturday, May 2, 2009

Things the letters DBAS could stand for

1. Dry Boogers Are Scratchy
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2. Deserts: Big, Arid, Sandy
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3. Dead Buzzards Always Stink
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4. Delusions: Believe Anything Scintillating
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5. Determined Brats Are Stubborn
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6. Dirty Bras Accumulate Sweat
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7. Drink Beer And Sprite
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8. Demented Boys Aggravate Schoolteachers
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9. Divine Bacon: Always Sizzling
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10. Don't Brag About Size
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12 comments:

Thom said...

ROFLMAO at 8 and 10 Great work :)

Trukindog said...

Dem Boobs Are Spectacular! :-)

Janna said...

Thom: I think my favorites are the ones about the buzzards and the bacon. And maybe the boogers. (What a classy chick I am, huh?)

Trukindog: During Breakfast, Alvin Sneezed.

ettarose said...

Dead Beats Always Suck.

DouglasDyer said...

Douche Bags Are Slippery

DouglasDyer said...

Dookie Butt Anus Sphincter - see if you can guess the theme.

Me-Me King said...

Wonderful list, LMAO!

Janna said...

Ettarose: Can I have twenty bucks?

DouglasDyer: Slippery indeed!

Douglas(again): Wow, you must be having an interesting Saturday night over there.... ;)

Me-Me King: I try! :)

Morgiana Le Fey said...

do said bras accumulate sweat because they're dirty or are they dirty because they accumulate sweat?

Marilyn said...

All bacon is divine.

Mr. Condescending said...

I can't think of anything! =(

Janna said...

Morgian: They're dirty because they accumulate sweat. And then they are eaten by dogs named Preckles.

Marilyn: I agree.

Mr.Condescending: Distracted Bloggers Are Silent!