Tuesday, February 3, 2009

A post devoted entirely to bacon

I like bacon.
A lot.

Luckily, we live in a world which is simply bursting with bacon. Much to the dismay of pigs everywhere, we have things like bacon-flavored toothpicks, bacon air fresheners, bacon-flavored dental floss, and bacon clocks.

For those of you with a sweet tooth, we have bacon jellybeans, chocolate-covered bacon, bacon mints, carmelized bacon strips, bacon gumballs, bacon cookies, bacon ice cream, and bacon pumpkin pie.

If you've ever wondered what your blog would look like with a slice of bacon on it, this is the site to visit. It can show you what ANY website would look like with a side of bacon.
May I present the baconized Jannaverse:

Speaking of bacon, there's also THIS site, advertising a product called "Bacon Salt."
I found some at one of the nearby stores and decided to give it a try.
(Not right there in the store; I promise I bought it and took it home first.)
It's.... not very bacony.
And, oddly enough, not very salty, either.
I was expecting it to be bursting with enough bacony goodness to produce panic attacks in every pig within a 3-mile radius.
Not even close.
This is sad, because I was really hoping I'd like it.

By the way, here are some band-aids which look like bacon.

I love it.
Just imagine, now all your scrapes, scratches, paper cuts, and gaping wounds can look delicious!

Notice that there's a "Free Toy" inside!
What could it be? A key chain resembling a roast ham? Trading cards with pictures of different ways to use breakfast sausage? A whistle made of unmentionable pig parts?

There's one other bacony thing I couldn't resist posting. You all know the recent posts I've done (here and here) about people who wear clothes made out of meat. So I guess it was only a matter of time before someone wore a bra made out of bacon.

Hey, it could be worse.
It could be a thong.



Mo said...

They did chocolate-coated bacon on Top Chef once and most of the judges liked it.

Now I know what to get you for your un-birthday gift:

Janna said...

Morgen: Mayonnaise? Accghhckkh! Never! I do sometimes wonder what the chocolate-covered bacon would taste like, though. I've never had any and I'm curious. :)

Mo said...

It's not mayonnaise, it's Baconnaise!

Bacon flavored mayo = genius!!!

I thought this would be PERFECT for you! Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Ranran said...

hey, nice site! i'm kinda a newbie in this blogging stuff so i'll appreciate it if you drop by my site and/or leave a comment. i really enjoyed reading your posts. ;-)

i can also have your blog URL linked to my site is you want so to increase your blog traffic.

thanks! keep it up!


I LOVE BACON! Check out my blog about the baconator

Meloncutter said...

I hear they are making the thongs out of strips of tuna now.

Its the common smell thing.

Later Y'all.

JohnnyB said...

Have you seen the bacon explosion?

Da Old Man said...

Bacon--meh. Yeah, it's weird. Also don't lke bacon on stuff like cheeseburgers.

Thank you for trying the bacon salt. You always make such great sacrifices for us readers.

Da Old Man said...

Hit send, too quick. Usually when I get a specialty burger, like Wendy's special ones, I take off the bacon and give it to Mrs.

VE said...

I didn't know bacon was that uplifting!

JohnnyB said...

Janna, re: the bacon bra: "Hey, it could be worse. It could be a thong." I'd want to see that same model in the bacon thong and judge for myself.

Janna said...

Morgen: Evil! Evil, I say!

Ranran: Thanks for visiting! :)

Meloncutter: Eeewwwww!

JohnnyB: Wow! That looks amazing! It would probably give me an instant heart attack, but it would be SO worth it! I've bookmarked the page. :)

DaOldMan: Ooooh! My favorite way to eat a burger is with cheese, bacon, and barbecue sauce. :) You simply must try one!

VE: Me either! I ought to try some!

JohnnyB: That would make it kind of a bacon-bikini... a bacini?

Anonymous said...

I've been meaning to order some of those bacon band aids for the Gimcrack

Janna said...

NurseMyra: Let me know what the free toy is!

Travis said...

You can't get the cheesy bacon chalupa anymore in my area.

Janna said...

Travis: Really? I'll have to check and see if we still have them here. Want me to mail you one? :)