A post devoted entirely to bacon

I like bacon.
A lot.

Luckily, we live in a world which is simply bursting with bacon. Much to the dismay of pigs everywhere, we have things like bacon-flavored toothpicks, bacon air fresheners, bacon-flavored dental floss, and bacon clocks.

For those of you with a sweet tooth, we have bacon jellybeans, chocolate-covered bacon, bacon mints, carmelized bacon strips, bacon gumballs, bacon cookies, bacon ice cream, and bacon pumpkin pie.

If you've ever wondered what your blog would look like with a slice of bacon on it, this is the site to visit. It can show you what ANY website would look like with a side of bacon.
May I present the baconized Jannaverse:


Speaking of bacon, there's also THIS site, advertising a product called "Bacon Salt."
I found some at one of the nearby stores and decided to give it a try.
(Not right there in the store; I promise I bought it and took it home first.)
It's.... not very bacony.
And, oddly enough, not very salty, either.
I was expecting it to be bursting with enough bacony goodness to produce panic attacks in every pig within a 3-mile radius.
No.
Not even close.
This is sad, because I was really hoping I'd like it.


By the way, here are some band-aids which look like bacon.

I love it.
Just imagine, now all your scrapes, scratches, paper cuts, and gaping wounds can look delicious!

Notice that there's a "Free Toy" inside!
What could it be? A key chain resembling a roast ham? Trading cards with pictures of different ways to use breakfast sausage? A whistle made of unmentionable pig parts?

There's one other bacony thing I couldn't resist posting. You all know the recent posts I've done (here and here) about people who wear clothes made out of meat. So I guess it was only a matter of time before someone wore a bra made out of bacon.

Hey, it could be worse.
It could be a thong.

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