Because it's never too early for bacon

I hate getting up in the morning.
So when my alarm clock goes off, those first few thoughts are not exactly fit for public consumption.
Maybe it would be slightly different if I had THIS clock. I found it while websurfing, and have been meaning to blog about it for a few weeks now.
It's called the "Wake-n-Bacon".
Instead of waking you up with just a noise, it wakes you up with the smell of fresh cooked bacon.
Yes, real actual bacon that you can eat.
You put a frozen slice of bacon in it the night before, and it starts cooking ten minutes before you want to wake up.
Not bad for a pig-shaped wooden box, huh?
Now, if I can just find some that also cook eggs and ham and sausage... and maybe some French toast.
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