Thursday, October 9, 2008

One down, twelve to go

Thirteen things to do when I get bored

1) Photoshop a zebra's head onto a cat's body

2) Throw penguins at people who are facing northeast

3) Move to Canada

4) Buy a new toilet plunger and name it "Lucky"

5) Make quilts out of poison ivy (Note to self: Wear gloves)

6) Marry expired coupons to each other in elaborate ceremonies

7) Do etch-a-sketch drawings of the molecular structure of chocolate

8) Drink a gallon of tea and try to pee my name into the driveway before a car drives by

9) Find out the maximum number of prunes I can eat (Note to self: Buy "Lucky" first)

10) Loudly admire giant pickles in the grocery store

11) Mail skunks to disgruntled postal workers

12) Play "ring toss" using old bicycle tires and random people on the street

13) Pick three commenters at random and stalk them until next Wednesday



Bluepaintred said...

please let me be a random commenter please let me be a random commenter please let me be a random commenter please let me be a random commenter

and uhm, nice pussy

Gwenhwyfar said...

In regards to #3, I'll have the bed made and supper waiting.

Daisy said...

Well, I was going to leave a comment. But then I got a little bit worried that I could be the victim of #13. ;)

Cincy Diva said...

I want a Cazebra!

Evil Genius said...

I would NOT want to scoop THAT cat's poop! :-)

Da Old Man said...

I like the list a lot. I live in NJ, do you have a mail order sourse for penguins?

metalmom said...

I would like to order 2 of the poison ivy quilts.

I have two sons that I wish would move out!

Mo said...

remember the good old days when you actually photoshopped people heads?

Janna said...

Bluepaintred: Look out your front window right now. See that brunette-haired shadow lurking in the bushes? That's me.

Gwen: Alright! Yay! What are we having?

Daisy: Aw, but Daisy, you would be so much FUN to stalk! :) And it's only til next Wednesday!

CincyDiva: Me too! What fun!

EvilGenius: It might take a shovel.

DaOldMan: What size penguin do you use? I have small and medium but am all out of large and X-large. Shipping is approximately $15,000.00. I take cash, money orders, and PayPal cash transfers. Checks will require a few weeks to clear first.

Metalmom: Excellent!

Morgen: I have branched out! By this time next year I hope to be photoshopping single-celled organisms and molecules.

Marilyn said...

I wonder what it eats.

What religion do most coupons belong to?

Gwenhwyfar said...

I don't know. I was thinking I'd check out the gallery of regrettable foods and see what caught my eye. Or maybe I could make that giant fish cock.
What are you in the mood for?

Janna said...

Marilyn: They might be atheists.

Gwen: I would like exactly 27 chocolate chip cookies. Soft chewy ones. And maybe a side of meatballs.

Gwenhwyfar said...

I can do that! Especially the cookies. I make some seriously awesome cookies.

Janna said...

Gwen: Excellent! My mailing address is here.