One down, twelve to go

Thirteen things to do when I get bored

1) Photoshop a zebra's head onto a cat's body

2) Throw penguins at people who are facing northeast

3) Move to Canada

4) Buy a new toilet plunger and name it "Lucky"

5) Make quilts out of poison ivy (Note to self: Wear gloves)

6) Marry expired coupons to each other in elaborate ceremonies

7) Do etch-a-sketch drawings of the molecular structure of chocolate

8) Drink a gallon of tea and try to pee my name into the driveway before a car drives by

9) Find out the maximum number of prunes I can eat (Note to self: Buy "Lucky" first)

10) Loudly admire giant pickles in the grocery store

11) Mail skunks to disgruntled postal workers

12) Play "ring toss" using old bicycle tires and random people on the street

13) Pick three commenters at random and stalk them until next Wednesday
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