Saturday, October 11, 2008

Eat cheese responsibly

There's a slight possibility that if you eat Swiss cheese while under a 25-foot pine tree, translating the last page of the most recent issue of The New Yorker into Romanian, you just might be able to become invisible while reading the minds of turtles. Be careful, though, because there's also a chance you might accidentally get pregnant.
Let me know how that works out for you.
I'm afraid to try, myself.


Gwenhwyfar said...

Damn, and I'm fresh out of swiss cheese. How about gouda?

whall said...

There are some ancient scholars who disagree vehemently on the definition of "most recently".

Those are the pregnant ones.

Meloncutter said...

For years now I have been working on the secret formula to personal invisibility. I have been so close to it so many times.

I have cut the cheese and cut the cheese. I have cut the cheese of all types.

Alas to find out all this time I should have eaten the cheese to attain my goals.


You win the patent on this one you evil temptress. But you haven't seen the last of this evil cheese cutting scientist.


Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Gwen: Not all that fond of gouda. Too mild. Let's try something extra sharp.

Whall: Thank goodness I'm barren. I think. Too scared to tempt fate and find out for sure.

Meloncutter: A real professional can eat cheese WHILE cutting the cheese.

Farmhouse Kitchen Sinks said...

swiss cheese is stale :)

Janna said...

Farmhouse: Hey, speak for yourself. :) I love Swiss cheese! :) And most other kinds too!

Travis said...


Janna said...

Travis: It's easier to understand if you drink a little bit beforehand.