With the right marinade, anything is possible

Thirteen things I thought after seeing this picture:

1. Would this make someone more likely or LESS likely to become a vegetarian?

2. Did he get paid for modeling this?

3. Look at all the stitch marks.... what did they use for thread?

4. Why is there a microphone on the floor?

5. There are little chunks of meat on the floor too; why is the coat falling apart?

6. Is he laughing because it's cold, because it tickles, or because he secretly enjoys it?

7. I hope he doesn't have a lot of butt hair.

8. Or armpit hair.

9. I wonder how much all that meat cost.

10. I wonder if they rinsed it off and cooked it afterward.

11. And I wonder if the person who ate it knew where it had been.

12. For all we know, this is where 99-cent burgers come from.

13. Place your order early enough, and you might get one without butt hair.
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