Thursday, January 29, 2009

With the right marinade, anything is possible

Thirteen things I thought after seeing this picture:


1. Would this make someone more likely or LESS likely to become a vegetarian?

2. Did he get paid for modeling this?

3. Look at all the stitch marks.... what did they use for thread?

4. Why is there a microphone on the floor?

5. There are little chunks of meat on the floor too; why is the coat falling apart?

6. Is he laughing because it's cold, because it tickles, or because he secretly enjoys it?

7. I hope he doesn't have a lot of butt hair.

8. Or armpit hair.

9. I wonder how much all that meat cost.

10. I wonder if they rinsed it off and cooked it afterward.

11. And I wonder if the person who ate it knew where it had been.

12. For all we know, this is where 99-cent burgers come from.

13. Place your order early enough, and you might get one without butt hair.
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12 comments:

Mo said...

I only had one thought, well after the initial "eewwww" when I saw this: "WHY???"

Giggle Pixie said...

The answer to #1? Waaaaaaaaaay more likely.

Marilyn said...

I think we're having veggie burgers tonight.

Aoi said...

Definitely don't want to be downwind of that guy for a while.

unfinishedrambler said...

Have to ask: Who is this guy? He looks vaguely familiar. A certain band protesting meat-eaters?

Janna said...

Morgen: I wish I knew the story behind it!

GigglePixie: I still haven't decided yet...

Marilyn: Those are good too! I like the "Morningstar Farms" ones.

Aoi: Especially on a hot summer afternoon!

UnfinishedRambler: If you find out, let me know!

Jen said...

Why!? Oh Why? Ewww!

metalmom said...

For all we know, this is where 99-cent burgers come from.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Lynda said...

Looking at his head, I bet he has lots of butt hair.

whall said...

Meat.

It's what's for Dinner Jackets.

VE said...

Probably not a summer jacket. Clearly something to be worn to the Vegan Convention for fun...

Janna said...

Jen: Pretty freaky, huh?

Metalmom: I don't even want to think about where the 99-cent chicken sandwiches come from....

Lynda: Why? Does it tend to spring up more profusely downstairs after it's been shaved upstairs?

Whall: Apparently!

VE: Hee! Now THAT would be fun. :)