Did you miss me?

(Just say yes. Lie if you have to.)

I've been in an awful mood this week.
I've been sick, plus my great-aunt died, plus I had my heart re-broken again. (Insert bitterness and misery and disbelief and various other synonyms here).

I plan to remedy this by taking lots of vitamin C, spending more time with my surviving relatives, and never, ever, ever, ever falling in love with anyone in the universe ever, ever again.
So far, the plan has worked well.

Just call me Janna the eunuch. (Jannuch?)

To make up for being gone since Monday, I'm going to post the following potpourri of things:

First, I'd like to draw your attention to this strangely disturbing picture. Let me know what you think. It kinda reminds me of a cross between JarJar Binks, a litter of puppies, and some lady I saw at the store last Sunday.

Second, I'd like to say that Calvin & Hobbes was one of the best cartoons ever. I like this one, even though it's not particularly funny, because it's something I've actually done before. (When I'm not dreaming of Carrot Top, that is.)

Next, I think this sums up my thoughts on french fries.

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And, if you need something to go along with your french fries, you can always try this:

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