Thursday, January 22, 2009

Did you miss me?

(Just say yes. Lie if you have to.)

I've been in an awful mood this week.
I've been sick, plus my great-aunt died, plus I had my heart re-broken again. (Insert bitterness and misery and disbelief and various other synonyms here).

I plan to remedy this by taking lots of vitamin C, spending more time with my surviving relatives, and never, ever, ever, ever falling in love with anyone in the universe ever, ever again.
So far, the plan has worked well.

Just call me Janna the eunuch. (Jannuch?)

To make up for being gone since Monday, I'm going to post the following potpourri of things:

First, I'd like to draw your attention to this strangely disturbing picture. Let me know what you think. It kinda reminds me of a cross between JarJar Binks, a litter of puppies, and some lady I saw at the store last Sunday.

Second, I'd like to say that Calvin & Hobbes was one of the best cartoons ever. I like this one, even though it's not particularly funny, because it's something I've actually done before. (When I'm not dreaming of Carrot Top, that is.)

Next, I think this sums up my thoughts on french fries.

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And, if you need something to go along with your french fries, you can always try this:

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12 comments:

whall said...

Yes, I missed you much.

That picture is disturbing indeed.

Meloncutter said...

Welcome back. That picture just leaves me speechless. I just don't know, of the many things that popped in my mind, what to say about it.

Later Y'all.

Gwenhwyfar said...

I missed you. Seriously, I spent all wekk thinking "where the hell is Janna?"
Sorry about your aunt, that's awful. And email me about the other stuff if you want or need to talk.

Marilyn said...

There must be something wrong with me. My first thought after reading this post was, "well that looks like a well installed banner. It isn't going to flap all around or anything."

Giggle Pixie said...

Wow, that picture really IS disturbing! :-)

Sorry to hear what's been going on. ((Hugs)) But we're definitely glad to see you back!

Mo said...

...haven't looked at the pic yet, but I'm glad you're back.
Sorry about your loss.
*hugs*

Broadway Matron said...

Yes, I missed you - No lie...

Exaggerator said...

Let's not forget the Cartoon Network series Cow and Chicken featured "pork butts and taters" as a regular part of the story line.

Da Old Man said...

Missed you a lot.
Truly sorry about your loss and illness.

And broken hearts mend. Wishing you all the best.

Janna said...

Whall: Thank you for missing me.

Meloncutter: It's freaky, isn't it?

Gwen: Thank you for missing me and wondering if I was still alive. :)

Marilyn: Wow. Yes. It IS well-installed, now that you mention it. I kinda noticed the "Pig Butt On A Stick" thing first, myself. :)

GigglePixie: Thank you for missing me. :)

Morgen: *hugs*

BroadwayMatron: Awwwww. :)

Exaggerator: Really? I wonder how that would taste with barbecue sauce...

DaOldMan: Thanks for the good wishes. Now that I'm a eunuch, it doesn't matter if my heart mends anyway. I can just dress in robes and start chanting things. No, wait... that's monks, not eunuchs...

Travis said...

I'm with you on Calvin & Hobbes. And of course I missed you!

Janna said...

Travis: I'm glad. :) It's nice to be missed.