Thursday, December 11, 2008

Thirteen More Twitters from Days Gone By

1) I have been awake all night. It's almost 4:30 in the morning and I am so tired I could spray paint a panda. See, that made no sense. 03:24 AM August 09, 2008

2) I wish grapefruit flavored gummi bears existed. 12:46 AM August 12, 2008

3) My blog is two years old. You'd think it'd be potty-trained by now. 02:39 AM August 13, 2008

4) I love tea. Tea tea tea. I am obsessed with tea. Tea. Is it tea time yet? You know, you could probably shut me up by giving me some tea. 06:20 PM August 13, 2008

5) So tired. I don't even have enough energy to crush a gnat. 12:37 AM August 15, 2008

6) I do, however, apparently still have the energy to fart loud enough to make the cats stare. 12:38 AM August 15, 2008

7) Drinking tea in the cemetery at sunset. I brought cookies, too! Come join me! 07:29 PM August 17, 2008

8) Apparently there's this thing called "sleep" that people do now and then. I'm curious. It sounds lovely. Maybe someday I'll get to try it. 03:31 AM August 19, 2008

9) My feet stink. Just thought you should know. 07:46 PM August 19, 2008

10) Watching Popeye cartoons and realizing that Bluto looks just like Avitable. 04:23 AM August 23, 2008

11) I'm home! Home home home! Did you miss me? (NOTE: This is where you lie convincingly and say "Yes") 12:04 PM August 23, 2008

12) In a parking lot, listening to the radio, full of tea and chalupas. Later on I will be peeing AND farting. 09:38 PM August 23, 2008

13) Humidity is evil. Sorta like tailgaters covered in chunky rotten milk 4 months past the exp date. With a cat turd on top. And taxes. 09:55 PM August 23, 2008
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5 comments:

Chat Blanc said...

great twits! #6 majorly cracks me up! :)

Gwenhwyfar said...

The last two days I've had Janna-esque gas. Just thought I'd let you know.

Giggle Pixie said...

Hell-to-the-yeah on number 13!!

Da Old Man said...

Considering your flatulence and creative mind, I am surprised you have yet to harness its tremendous potential.

Janna said...

ChatBlanc: All 100% true!

Gwen: I'm so proud of you! :)

GigglePixie: Yes!

DaOldMan: So you're saying I could be some kind of evil smelly scientist?