That's right folks for just $5000.00 we'll remove 80% of your intsetines, we'll package them into 1/2 pound portions freeze them and sell it all back to you at just $25 per meal with a daily meal plan, AND for no extra charge we'll send you 10 intestine recipes including our wourld famous Intestine Chili recipe.
Offer not valid to anyone currently diagnosed as Anorexic.
If Canada Post and it's trusty team of dog sleds can get their fucking act together and find the US, yeah, you just might. Knowing them tho, they probably sent it via Australia.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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I did, but they really needed a little paprika.
In order to tackle the issue of over population in a faltering economy, the Japanese have resorted to cannibalism as a sport.
Isn't eating my fingers enough!?
Is this some kind of weight loss scam ?
That's right folks for just $5000.00 we'll remove 80% of your intsetines, we'll package them into 1/2 pound portions freeze them and sell it all back to you at just $25 per meal with a daily meal plan, AND for no extra charge we'll send you 10 intestine recipes including our wourld famous Intestine Chili recipe.
Offer not valid to anyone currently diagnosed as Anorexic.
mmmm... tasty, tasty guts.
Whall: Paprika is for wusses. Try cayenne and habanero instead.
Chelle: If they eat it raw, is it like sushi?
Lynda: You eat your fingers?
Trukindog: Sounds vaguely familiar...
Gwen: Maybe one of these days I'll be able to try chutney with them!
If Canada Post and it's trusty team of dog sleds can get their fucking act together and find the US, yeah, you just might. Knowing them tho, they probably sent it via Australia.
Gwen: Now I have a mental image of a bunch of Mounties on dog sleds yelling "MUSH, eh? MUSH! Eh?"
Hm. Tasted like chicken.
Faiqa: Hopefully you didn't eat anything you might need later on....
It's a typo. It's supposed to read, "Fry Your Guts!"
(I really have no clue)
JustABlogger: Well, things do taste better fried....
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