Monday, December 1, 2008

Welcome to JannaMart

Today's Manic Monday theme is shop/shopping.
So I'm taking this opportunity to invite all of you to do your holiday shopping here at the Jannaverse.
That's right; for a surprisingly small investment, you can get Janna-based collectibles, perfect for the eccentric people on your list (or the people who just don't care).
And remember, these will certainly increase in value after I kick the bucket. (Stay tuned!)

Choose from these fine offerings:

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A) Extra large paper clip I made out of 16-gauge wire (about 3 in. from top to bottom): $3.00

B) Autographed rock which has been in my bra for at least 6 hours: $4.00 (will be somewhere between the size of a walnut and an apricot)

C) Autographed square of my old underwear: $3.00 (on sale!)

D) Glossy picture of annoyingly attractive model, torn from magazine, with cat hair glued in strategic areas to suggest mustaches, armpit hair, and/or other body hair possibilities: $2.00 (includes autograph and snarky comment for no additional charge!)

E) Mini-collage I made from cutting up old magazines, pasted or taped onto a 4" x 6" sheet of colored paper (autographed): $1.50

F) Miscellaneous item in my home: $8.00 (I will send some random item that's laying around my humble abode. While I promise it won't be total garbage, I also can't promise it will be anything you want either. Or maybe it will be something you've always wanted! Are you ready to take the chance? C'mon! Try me!)

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If you'd like to place an order, here's how to reach me. And here's how to pay.
I look forward to hearing from each and every one of you....

Oh, and please add a dollar for shipping.
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8 comments:

Mo said...

A dollar for shipping!
Jannarageous!

Ho Ho Ho
mo

anthonynorth said...

Some rare collectables there. Contemporary art at it's best? :-)

Star8278 said...

Thank goodness I found your site today. My shopping is now officially done! Thanks for your help. haha.

I know grandma will love the bra rock.

just a girl... said...

I want the paper clip daddy, I want it.

Jamie said...

So who got the bargain price on the finger nail clippings before I could get here?

Marilyn said...

I hope you get rich doing this, or pay a bill or something.

Da Old Man said...

You are like the QVC of the blogoshpere.

Janna said...

Morgen: Consider it my gift to you.

AnthonyNorth: That's the spirit!

Star8278: She'll love the bra rock AND the autographed square of old underwear.

JustAGirl: Get it! Get it! It's only $3.00!

Jamie: If you wait a couple months, I can grow more....

Marilyn: Me too!

DaOldMan: Except I charge less for shipping!