Monday, December 1, 2008

Welcome to JannaMart

Today's Manic Monday theme is shop/shopping.
So I'm taking this opportunity to invite all of you to do your holiday shopping here at the Jannaverse.
That's right; for a surprisingly small investment, you can get Janna-based collectibles, perfect for the eccentric people on your list (or the people who just don't care).
And remember, these will certainly increase in value after I kick the bucket. (Stay tuned!)

Choose from these fine offerings:


A) Extra large paper clip I made out of 16-gauge wire (about 3 in. from top to bottom): $3.00

B) Autographed rock which has been in my bra for at least 6 hours: $4.00 (will be somewhere between the size of a walnut and an apricot)

C) Autographed square of my old underwear: $3.00 (on sale!)

D) Glossy picture of annoyingly attractive model, torn from magazine, with cat hair glued in strategic areas to suggest mustaches, armpit hair, and/or other body hair possibilities: $2.00 (includes autograph and snarky comment for no additional charge!)

E) Mini-collage I made from cutting up old magazines, pasted or taped onto a 4" x 6" sheet of colored paper (autographed): $1.50

F) Miscellaneous item in my home: $8.00 (I will send some random item that's laying around my humble abode. While I promise it won't be total garbage, I also can't promise it will be anything you want either. Or maybe it will be something you've always wanted! Are you ready to take the chance? C'mon! Try me!)


If you'd like to place an order, here's how to reach me. And here's how to pay.
I look forward to hearing from each and every one of you....

Oh, and please add a dollar for shipping.


Mo said...

A dollar for shipping!

Ho Ho Ho

anthonynorth said...

Some rare collectables there. Contemporary art at it's best? :-)

Star8278 said...

Thank goodness I found your site today. My shopping is now officially done! Thanks for your help. haha.

I know grandma will love the bra rock.

just a girl... said...

I want the paper clip daddy, I want it.

Jamie said...

So who got the bargain price on the finger nail clippings before I could get here?

Marilyn said...

I hope you get rich doing this, or pay a bill or something.

Da Old Man said...

You are like the QVC of the blogoshpere.

Janna said...

Morgen: Consider it my gift to you.

AnthonyNorth: That's the spirit!

Star8278: She'll love the bra rock AND the autographed square of old underwear.

JustAGirl: Get it! Get it! It's only $3.00!

Jamie: If you wait a couple months, I can grow more....

Marilyn: Me too!

DaOldMan: Except I charge less for shipping!