Just call me Janna Webster

Is it just me, or has Blogger changed their anti-spam words to be more readable lately?
Back in the old days, you'd see freaky stuff like "zxyxqqpq" and "yyiivyxv". Stuff that was annoying to even look at, let alone type.
But I swear, lately they look more like actual words. They're NOT, but they look like they could easily pass, if they had a mustache and a fake ID.
It's (almost) enough to make me want to put that option back in the comments section, just so you could all let me know what your anti-spam words are.
Almost.

Here are some actual anti-spam "words" I've gotten from Blogger blogs lately.
I've taken the liberty of making up my own definitions for them.


OVENCER (It's an oven AND a mincer, all in one! NOW how much would you pay?)

HYPTOR (Sounds like a comic book villain who can hypnotize people... and he's watching you right now.)

PHICKSH (Like a really bad speller tried writing the word "fiction" and gave up halfway through)

HERSHAB (But what about HIS shab?)

LOWCHOON (After many years of failed relationships with High Choons, Marjorie decided to try a change of pace.)

THUDICC (The sound of someone falling and having hiccups at the same time)

PRECLAD (Before you are clad, you are pre-clad. Which apparently must be the same thing as naked.)

PHYTR (I M a phytr. I phite reel gud but I kant spel vary welll.)

PLOSEST (P looked everywhere, but just couldn't find T...)

RESSEL (It's "lesser" spelled backwards, so does that make it greater?)

ENNARAPS (No, really! She does! A few years ago she made a CD with Snoop Doggy Dogg...)

CONST (What happens when someone with ADD tries making a sign for construction zones)

ILTRI (I cnt spel vry wel but il tri)

INESSE (After many long negotiations, the letter "F" decided to leave the word "finesse", choosing instead to accept employment contracts with the words "Fermentation" and "Flatulence".

FLESUS (The savior of fleas)
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