The Chinese restaurant I worked at in college had a cat that the cook had adopted and he fed out back. When they sold, he tried to get me to take it but I couldn't. He told me that he'd just have to cook and eat it, since I couldn't adopt it, but his wife rolled her eyes and told me that he loved that cat too much to eat it... I guess she thought he probably would eat some generic cat that he didn't love?
ReformingGeek: Y'know what's funny? I had Chinese for lunch this afternoon, totally forgetting that I'd posted this picture. I HOPE it was chicken I ate....
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Darn. I was expecting them to say
Kittehs. We haz dem.
I guess LOLcat-san wasn't there to make the sign.
well i'll be damned...i guess you are what you eat...*meow*
So the truth FINALLY comes out...
hahaha...OMG!!!
*sigh*
...me too.
Mine is here, not the kitties, but my WW. :D
Please get your eggrolls spayed or neutered.
Whall: Well, LOLcats ARE the tastiest...
Morgian: Meow!
GigglePixie: After all these years!
Faiqa: Hee!
CWM: You have kittens? Please don't eat them...
Morgen: That's what they say on "The Fried Rice Is Right"...
....(groan.... sorry :)
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The Chinese restaurant I worked at in college had a cat that the cook had adopted and he fed out back. When they sold, he tried to get me to take it but I couldn't. He told me that he'd just have to cook and eat it, since I couldn't adopt it, but his wife rolled her eyes and told me that he loved that cat too much to eat it... I guess she thought he probably would eat some generic cat that he didn't love?
That certainly explains the whisker I found on my General Tso's "chicken."
I'm never ordering anything in quotation marks on the menu again.
Marilyn: For all we know, generic cats are great with sweet and sour sauce. I hope not.
DaOldMan: It's Whisker-Lickin' good!
You know why they have cats?
To keep the rodent population down.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
I'm not hungry anymore.
ReformingGeek: Y'know what's funny? I had Chinese for lunch this afternoon, totally forgetting that I'd posted this picture. I HOPE it was chicken I ate....
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