Thursday, November 20, 2008

Thirteen Twitters from Days Gone By

It's been awhile since I've posted a list of past Twitters, so here you go.
Grab a refreshing beverage and put your feet up.
Or down.
Or wherever you've always dreamed of putting your feet.
I promise not to judge.

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Eating orange sherbet, listening to NPR, and wearing purple. 07:31 PM July 25, 2008

I wish armpit sweat smelled like lemonade. 07:52 PM July 25, 2008

They replaced one of my favorite NPR shows with some annoying sports crap! I hate sports. Hey, guys, guess where you can stick that bat? 03:33 PM July 26, 2008

Sitting next to the river, drinking tea, eating cookies, and writing with a fountain pen. Feeling semi-peaceful. 06:30 PM July 26, 2008

Wearing a shirt but no pants. Do I have to explain? 05:01 PM July 27, 2008

The smell of cat poop is not conducive to inner peace. 12:54 AM July 28, 2008

Life is like a pine tree. Or maybe a used shoe. I haven't quite decided yet. 04:18 PM July 29, 2008

Annoyed at politics. Tell me when it's over. 07:07 PM July 30, 2008

In traffic, stopped and waiting in a construction zone. La la la la la. Sigh. Waiting waiting waiting... Waiting... 01:43 PM July 31, 2008

Confused and dizzy-headed. My eyes feel like pickled olives. What's sad is that I am completely sober. 04:27 AM August 02, 2008

Listening to the BBC, wondering what you're wearing, and thinking of garlic bread. 12:52 AM August 03, 2008

Driving, listening to the radio, drinking tea, and realizing I need a shower. 08:22 PM August 03, 2008

My "nap" ended up being 19 hours. I had to get up to pee three times. 19 hours. Does this mean I'm getting old??? 01:16 PM August 07, 2008

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6 comments:

Giggle Pixie said...

I think life is like a used shoe.

Yeah. With a little bit of dog poo on the sole.

Morgiana Le Fey said...

one time, i slept for 22 out of 25 hours...i was working two jobs at the time and was pretty burnt the f*ck out...

Da Old Man said...

Naps are to be no longer than 2.73 hours. It's in the old people handbook.

Janna said...

GigglePixie: Just a little?

Morgian: I'm curious what you did for the three hours while you were awake....

DaOldMan: Oh, good. I haven't gotten the handbook yet. This means either I'm not old, or it got lost in the mail.

whall said...

Man, I could go for a 19hr nap. Look at me. 2am and I'm commenting on this here blog. I guess you think you're pretty dang important now, doncha?

Well placed assumption methinks :)

Janna said...

Whall: Thank you for choosing the Jannaverse over the sleepiverse.