Note to self: Buy bigger scoop
For the last day of doodle week, the theme is "Pride".
My cats probably have times when they think they're in charge.
(Perhaps always).
And that's ok with me, because hey, somebody's gotta have enough energy around here to take charge. I just hope they know that if they're going to be the boss, they have to pay the bills.
I'm not too proud to let them do that.
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Special offer: If you will pay my bills, I will scoop your poop too.
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14 comments:
My only purpose in life is to feed the cats and be a fluffy mattress for Toodles!
Don't forget who controls the can opener...and don't ever let them forget it either!!!
(And, I'll take a pass on the poop scooping offer -- call me again in 30 years)
You have 3. Just imagine having 6.
Triple the poop-scooping adventures!
Cute doodle! I'm sorry, Janna - I just can't afford your scoop-poop offer :-)
Cincy: It's a nice purpose, though, right? :)
Xup: Every time they hear me opening a can of ANYTHING, they all get SO excited. Even though they usually just get dry food. I only give them canned as a super-special treat once or twice a year, but somehow they remember what it sounds like!
Morgen: Hey, wait a minute... going from 3 to 6 would be double, not triple. Unless they're mutants with a total of 9 buttholes between them...
EvilGenius: At least they're goal-oriented.
Sanni: Are you sure?
Maybe that's why I'm a dog person. They are less prideful. -grin-
Heh heh heh, nice one! But I'm afraid I can't afford your poop scoop offer either! :)
I think my two rule the roost around here too.
Cheers
Noner: I'm still a cat person. I love them. Cats are quieter than dogs. And they drool less. :)
BlackCat: Drat! Can you check your bank account anyway, just to be sure?
Maddy: Tell them my cats said hi. At least I think that's what they said.
One reason I don't have cats, Janna! But your doodle cats are adorable! And I'm sure your real cats are too! :)
When you figure out how to get the cats to pay the bills I'll be able to convince Andy he isn't really allergic after all.
Trust me, going from 3 to 6 - it sure as hell seems like triple!
cheers,
Manic Mo
How about...
If you pay *my* bills, I'll scoop your cats.
TheTeach: They're adorable whenever they're not barfing or pooping.
Marilyn: If he's allergic to animal hair, how did you convince him to get the dogs?
Morgen: I can imagine!
Whall: I can barely afford to drive to the store to buy tea and cat food. Are your bills more than $13.99?
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