Sunday, September 28, 2008

Manic Monday: Nuts

I WANT TO TRY THESE!!!

I love "Dave's Insanity Sauce". It's wonderfully good and hot.
So I can only imagine what his nuts taste like.
Wait.... that didn't come out right....

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And, be sure to visit Jantics today, because you will learn a valuable lesson: Stay away from other people's nuts, because you never know who else has licked them.
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27 comments:

Greyscale Territory said...

O help! I have never seen this before! Utterly hilarious!

Jamie said...

You start chomping on a man's nuts and it could lead to all sorts of reactions.

Janna said...

Greyscale: I want to try them somewhere in public, just to watch people's reactions to me. :)

Jamie: Especially if they happen to be burning at the time.

Lois Grebowski said...

Oh my! ::blush!::
::giggle::

Happy Manic Monday!

Travis said...

I couldn't help it. You start talking about chomping a man's nuts and I immediately cross my legs.

crazy working mom said...

Heh heh heh...you crack me up!

I'm nuts here.

Tim said...

Even I'm tempted by Dave's Burning Nuts! Sick!

Janna said...

Lois: They look good, huh? :)

Travis: Would you uncross them if I talked about cake instead?

CWM: I try!

Tim: They are irresistible! Or so I imagine.

anthonynorth said...

Hilarious post!!
From Cross-Legged of UK ;-)

WillThink4Wine said...

Yikes! Um, no thanks.

Janna said...

Anthony: Cross-legged? Are yours burning too?

WillThink4Wine: Oh, go ahead and try them! I dare you. :)

Ivanhoe said...

Hahaha! I want his nuts, too :o)

Broadway Matron said...

I clicked the link and part of the product description is the notation that "these little jewels addictive" - I shall say no more

Maddy said...

Ooo my. I thought we were on 'pride' There again, nuts would be my first choice.......if it wasn't for the retainer. I think I'm beginning to get withdrawal symptoms.

Cheers

Evil Genius said...

I can't wait to get my hands on them!

lol

Mo said...

That is why I buy the regular Gold Bond Medicated Powder - because the extra strength formula gives me burning nuts.

Thanks for participating in Manic Mondays!

Janna said...

Ivanhoe: We can share! :)

BroadwayMatron: Who knew burning jewels could be addictive?

Maddy: Pride? What? Retainer? What?

EvilGenius: Be gentle!

Morgen: The scary thing is that I know exactly what you mean, except from the other gender's perspective. Here's the thing, though: I choose to interpret it as more of a refreshing menthol-chill instead of a burn. So, um, I actually LIKE it that way. What? TMI? Well... you started it. :) Hee!

splummer said...

Hi!
Never heard of this brand! I'll pass! Take Care!!

Sherrie

Desert Songbird said...

Never, EVER engage in unprotected nut licking.

Manic Monday - Nuts

Janna said...

Splummer: But they look delicious! :)

DesertSongbird: The trick is finding what kind of protection to use on a peanut.

Marilyn said...

Great balls of fire!

Gwenhwyfar said...

I'm pretty sure you can get a cream for that... maybe some penicillin?

Janna said...

Marilyn: ROFL!!!

Gwen: Or, apparently you can put them in cans and sell them!

whall said...

The plantars guy is rolling in his sack, er, grave.

Janna said...

Whall: The Planters guy? Ohhh, you mean Mr. Peanut? I wonder if he's related to the Monopoly Guy...

Ren said...

I just tried Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce and was inspired by you to write a post about it: http://renagerie.com/2009/04/18/yowza/

Janna said...

Ren: Yay! Thank you for being inspired! :)