Thursday, September 11, 2008

It's a twitterrific life

It's been awhile since I've posted a retrospective of my Twitters, so today I'll do that.
As always, you can follow me on Twitter by clicking here, or just by reading the Twitter update section of my sidebar here at the Jannaverse.

Without further ado, here are some Twitters I've posted lately:

My cat keeps meowing non-stop. He's probably trying to tell me there is a big hairy madman with an axe lurking out on the porch. Sigh. 10:39 PM July 13, 2008

My nails are painted red with yellow polka dots. Just thought you should know. 06:28 PM July 14, 2008

Yet another day of terrible Internet connections. Multi-hours of trying unsuccessfully to connect, over and over and over. Finally I'm here. 12:48 AM July 15, 2008

Did I mention I hope my ISP falls in a pit of quicksand with a decomposing rhinoceros? After receiving numerous paper cuts? While hung over? 12:50 AM July 15, 2008

This is my 123rd Twitter! Let's celebrate! I'll go get the moose costumes and the cornflakes. Can you bring some aspirin? 11:36 AM July 15, 2008

I hate mosquitoes. Nasty miniature vampires who drink my blood and become immortal. At least until I smash them. 02:59 AM July 20, 2008

I am covered in mosquito bites. In a few hours I will go out to scratch myself in public! Come watch! 09:06 PM July 20, 2008

What? It's dark already? Where did the time go? Where have I been? Who are you? 09:11 PM July 20, 2008

In the war between summertime cat turds and Febreeze, let it hereby be known that Febreeze runs away shrieking like a wuss. 05:03 PM July 21, 2008

Thinking of dropping off the face of the earth. I hear they have good tacos there. Who wants all my worldly possessions? 07:54 PM July 21, 2008
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Bonus! Anyone who shoots me within the next 10 minutes gets a free toaster! 01:33 AM July 22, 2008

Quick! Someone send me a blender! I need to drown myself in strawberry daquiris! 12:07 AM July 24, 2008

Listening to the BBC and making secret plans to invent a matter transference device so I can beam myself over to London. Got a screwdriver? 12:12 AM July 24, 2008
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11 comments:

Steven said...

I'm telling you, if you put these in a book, it'd be a best-seller! Hilarious!!

Marilyn said...

Hey! How come Steven can comment on your blog even though he's fallen off the face of the earth? Again.

If my twitters were as entertaining as yours, I'd do posts of them also. Since they are mostly me complaining about money I will continue to inflict them only on the five people who follow me.

Janna said...

Steve: What's freaky is that these Twitter posts get hardly any comments, compared to my other posts. It's almost as unpopular as Janku. Strange. So I wonder, if I made a book of them, would it eventually end up on the bargain rack at Barnes & Noble?

Marilyn: I'm one of the people who follows your twitters! :) As for Steve, he seems to fall off the earth a lot these days, but at least this week he has an excuse. He's on jury duty. :)

Marilyn said...

I really liked your take on the blood thing but I'm not sure how to make it look like Jesus. Maybe I could mix it in with some polymer clay.

Janna said...

Marilyn: I think there's this homemade play-doh where you take a cup of flour and a cup of salt, and mix just enough liquid with it until it becomes pliable....

Mik said...

They are hilarious, I haven't looked at Twitter at all. I have MySpace and Facebook and hardly use those.

Janna said...

Mik: I have MySpace and rarely log into it at all. Lately I've been using Facebook more often than I used to. Twitter is nice because it's quick and simple. Its entire purpose is to post tiny updates about your life. Or, in my case, scrambled thoughts. :)

Mo said...

My question: do you Twitter from your computer, or call it in on your TracFone?

Janna said...

Morgen: I do both. Usually it's straight from the computer, but sometimes when I'm out doing stuff in the "real world" I use the phone instead. :)

Mik said...

That is fun, maybe I'll put the Twitter update widget back in my sidebar.

Janna said...

Mik: Yes! That would be great. I didn't know you were on Twitter!