Monday, July 21, 2008

Manic Monday: Lick

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Kitty likes to lick my face
Cute purring shedding mass
And still I can not shake the thought
He also licks his ass
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Humans have the softest paper
To wipe us down below
But cats have rough and scratchy tongues
OUCH! What a way to go.
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--Janna, July 2008
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See my other blogs for more Manic Monday posts:
Jantics: I wrote a song....
Jantrails: Melting my money away
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9 comments:

Unknown said...

Dang!!! Between you and Mo, I feel like a saint. I avoided any mention of pussy licking and beaver licking and stuff and kept mine clean.

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Melon: Why on earth did you decide to go against your instincts? It's so unlike you. :)

Durward Discussion said...

Two suitably silly poems for a silly day. Happy MM.

Unknown said...

Seriously laughed out loud. Well done. Happy MM *smoochies*

Mo and The Purries said...

I have but one truth
in nature calls
if men were dogs
they'd lick their balls.

Janna said...

Jamie: My cats seem to approve also.

Chuck: Yay!

Morgen: I've suspected that for years! :)

Unknown said...

That is just about some of the most moving poetry I've ever read! It gets you right there in the heart.

Travis Cody said...

I was going to say that I avoid that yuckiness because Mr Tucker doesn't lick my face. But he does sometimes pat my face with his front paws, which of course he uses in his litter box to...well, you know.

Ew.

Janna said...

Steve: I know!

Travis: Yes... my cat just did that a couple minutes ago too. (!)

EvilGenius: And it's completely true!