Manic Monday: Lick
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Kitty likes to lick my face
Cute purring shedding mass
And still I can not shake the thought
He also licks his ass
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Humans have the softest paper
To wipe us down below
But cats have rough and scratchy tongues
OUCH! What a way to go.
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--Janna, July 2008
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Kitty likes to lick my face
Cute purring shedding mass
And still I can not shake the thought
He also licks his ass
**-**-**-**-**-**-**-**-**-**-**-**-
Humans have the softest paper
To wipe us down below
But cats have rough and scratchy tongues
OUCH! What a way to go.
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--Janna, July 2008
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See my other blogs for more Manic Monday posts:
Jantics: I wrote a song....
Jantrails: Melting my money away
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Jantics: I wrote a song....
Jantrails: Melting my money away
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9 comments:
Dang!!! Between you and Mo, I feel like a saint. I avoided any mention of pussy licking and beaver licking and stuff and kept mine clean.
Later Y'all.
Melon: Why on earth did you decide to go against your instincts? It's so unlike you. :)
Two suitably silly poems for a silly day. Happy MM.
Seriously laughed out loud. Well done. Happy MM *smoochies*
I have but one truth
in nature calls
if men were dogs
they'd lick their balls.
Jamie: My cats seem to approve also.
Chuck: Yay!
Morgen: I've suspected that for years! :)
That is just about some of the most moving poetry I've ever read! It gets you right there in the heart.
I was going to say that I avoid that yuckiness because Mr Tucker doesn't lick my face. But he does sometimes pat my face with his front paws, which of course he uses in his litter box to...well, you know.
Ew.
Steve: I know!
Travis: Yes... my cat just did that a couple minutes ago too. (!)
EvilGenius: And it's completely true!
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