Monday, July 21, 2008

Manic Monday: Lick

Kitty likes to lick my face
Cute purring shedding mass
And still I can not shake the thought
He also licks his ass
Humans have the softest paper
To wipe us down below
But cats have rough and scratchy tongues
OUCH! What a way to go.
--Janna, July 2008
See my other blogs for more Manic Monday posts:
Jantics: I wrote a song....
Jantrails: Melting my money away


Meloncutter said...

Dang!!! Between you and Mo, I feel like a saint. I avoided any mention of pussy licking and beaver licking and stuff and kept mine clean.

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Melon: Why on earth did you decide to go against your instincts? It's so unlike you. :)

Jamie said...

Two suitably silly poems for a silly day. Happy MM.

Chuck said...

Seriously laughed out loud. Well done. Happy MM *smoochies*

Mo said...

I have but one truth
in nature calls
if men were dogs
they'd lick their balls.

Janna said...

Jamie: My cats seem to approve also.

Chuck: Yay!

Morgen: I've suspected that for years! :)

Steven said...

That is just about some of the most moving poetry I've ever read! It gets you right there in the heart.

Travis said...

I was going to say that I avoid that yuckiness because Mr Tucker doesn't lick my face. But he does sometimes pat my face with his front paws, which of course he uses in his litter box to...well, you know.


Evil Genius said...

One word: ewwwwwww.....

Janna said...

Steve: I know!

Travis: Yes... my cat just did that a couple minutes ago too. (!)

EvilGenius: And it's completely true!