Monday, June 9, 2008

Would YOU look under there?


How many of you guys keep "valuables" in your underwear?
No, no, it's ok. You don't have to show me.
Put that away.

Actually, I was referring to THIS thing I found online.
It's a pair of underwear with a velcro compartment where you can keep your spare cash and diamonds and illegal substances and whatever else you feel the need to hide.
But it's not a pair you actually wear. It's a decoy. It's got this icky giant skid mark on the back, to hopefully discourage anyone from searching there for stuff.
This will work best if you live alone and are trying to deter burglars and nosy guests.
If you live WITH someone who happens to do your laundry, you might wanna warn them first, or else your precious belongings may end up either
(1) in the washing machine
(2) in a landfill
(3) in a pile of burning garbage
(4) soaking in a big vat of bleach.
Best of all, they're only ten bucks!
Though I suppose if you wanted to, you could make your own for free.
Well, almost free. Taco Bell is having a new value menu this summer.


WillThink4Wine said...

Best of all, they're only ten bucks cracked me up! Bwahahaha!

crazy working mom said...

Hah! Good one, Janna.

Gattina said...

That's not a bad idea !

Steven said...


Desert Songbird said...

*laughing at Steven's comment*

Somehow, I would have never equated these with Steven...

Jamie said...

That picture just may appear as a definition for "socially unacceptable". : )

Shelli said...

The picture wouldn't fully load. Um, there's a joke/pun in there somewhere.

But, I must say, ewwww..

Steven said...

I thought I would get a reaction. :-) I actually would like them if they came in a hot g-string version attached to some hunky man and minus the "mark" and had more than money in the secret compartment!

Meloncutter said...

Heh heh!!

Later Y'all.

Travis said...


ablondeblogger said...

Oh my gosh that is friggin hilarious!!! LOVE it! They should make a version for women complete with blood stains. Did I just say that out loud?

Janna said...

WillThink4Wine: I love bargains!

CWM: Hee!

Gattina: Write it down!

Steve: Well, your birthday is coming up... you could send this link to all your friends and family....

Meloncutter: Heh!

Travis: Cool, huh?

Blondblogger: What a great idea!

Janna said...

DesertSongbird: Ohhhh, there's probably LOTS about Steve we still don't know. :)

Jamie: Let's send it to Merriam-Webster!

Shelli: The picture wouldn't load for you? Weird... loads ok for me... Hmmmm... Well, if you reeeeeallly wanna see the whole picture, you can click on that link... :)

whall said...

I don't recommend this product. The day after I bought them, I had this exact conversation at work:

Coworker: where do you keep your valuables?
Me: in my underwear
Coworker: haha very funny
Me: no, really.
Coworker: underwear?
Me: Under HERE (points to crotch)
Coworker: (looks away) GAH!
Me: No really, it's ok, I just want to show you my crown jewels...
Coworker: HR! HR! HR!

Now I'm stuck in mandatory HR Sexual Harassment training. Sheesh.

Marilyn said...

Oooohhh, I want Steven's version.

Janna said...

Whall: Be sure to bring your Bacardi Rum to the training session! The babes will look hotter that way.

Marilyn: Me too!