Would YOU look under there?

How many of you guys keep "valuables" in your underwear?

No, no, it's ok. You don't have to show me.

Put that away.

Actually, I was referring to THIS thing I found online.

It's a pair of underwear with a velcro compartment where you can keep your spare cash and diamonds and illegal substances and whatever else you feel the need to hide.

But it's not a pair you actually wear. It's a decoy. It's got this icky giant skid mark on the back, to hopefully discourage anyone from searching there for stuff.

This will work best if you live alone and are trying to deter burglars and nosy guests.

If you live WITH someone who happens to do your laundry, you might wanna warn them first, or else your precious belongings may end up either

(1) in the washing machine

(2) in a landfill

(3) in a pile of burning garbage

(4) soaking in a big vat of bleach.

Best of all, they're only ten bucks!

Though I suppose if you wanted to, you could make your own for free.

Well, almost free. Taco Bell is having a new value menu this summer.

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