Sunday, June 8, 2008

Janku 2

Back, by popular demand, it's more Janku!
Here are the rules, in case you missed the previous Janku post I did:

The first line has four vowels,
The second line has six vowels,
And the third line has eight vowels.
"Y" does not count as a vowel here; only AEIOU.

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Ripe armpits
Attack with malice
You forgot deodorant
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He's flatter now
Unfortunate bug
Look at the greenish guts
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Fur, more fur
Shed before my eyes
Black cat hair everywhere
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I bit you
Hey, nothing personal
It just felt right at the time
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UFO here
Let's probe you now
Oh, look, is that a gerbil?
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Oh, by the way, I totally lied about that "popular demand" thing. Nobody asked for more. But, y'know, I'm going to pretend that you did.
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8 comments:

the teach said...

Oh Geez, Janna (alliteration!) it's too hard! :D

Shelli said...

Holy crap. All that color gave me a headache. LOL

Meloncutter said...

Personally, I think you are on some kind of weird reaction to that mountain dew stuff Y'all been sucking down.

It will pass in a few days.

Later Y'all.

WillThink4Wine said...

I think that that much thinking gives me a headache! Stay safe from the nasty tornando!

whall said...

Lovin' Janku...
I can't get enough!
In fact, I copied you.

s'called whallku,
and I was expecting
a comment from the mighty Janna.

Then again,
Maybe you did not
see it in the first place.

Forgiveness.
As LOLcats would say,
I haz it. Now where's my bukkit?

Mo said...

Janku sounds like a new arch villain for Samurai Jack!

Morgiana Le Fey said...

i particularly like number four, and you need to give me my gerbil back.

Janna said...

Teach: It's not too hard! It just takes a bit of thought. :)

Shelli: Sorry about your head!

Melon: Nah, I'm pretty much this way all the time.

WillThink4Wine: Yay, the tornado missed us!

Whall: Yay, you made Whallku! I visited and commented using your rules!

Morgen: Who's Samurai Jack?

Morgian: I loaned the gerbil to Jason...