Sunday, June 8, 2008

Janku 2

Back, by popular demand, it's more Janku!
Here are the rules, in case you missed the previous Janku post I did:

The first line has four vowels,
The second line has six vowels,
And the third line has eight vowels.
"Y" does not count as a vowel here; only AEIOU.

Ripe armpits
Attack with malice
You forgot deodorant
He's flatter now
Unfortunate bug
Look at the greenish guts
Fur, more fur
Shed before my eyes
Black cat hair everywhere
I bit you
Hey, nothing personal
It just felt right at the time
UFO here
Let's probe you now
Oh, look, is that a gerbil?

Oh, by the way, I totally lied about that "popular demand" thing. Nobody asked for more. But, y'know, I'm going to pretend that you did.


the teach said...

Oh Geez, Janna (alliteration!) it's too hard! :D

Shelli said...

Holy crap. All that color gave me a headache. LOL

Meloncutter said...

Personally, I think you are on some kind of weird reaction to that mountain dew stuff Y'all been sucking down.

It will pass in a few days.

Later Y'all.

WillThink4Wine said...

I think that that much thinking gives me a headache! Stay safe from the nasty tornando!

whall said...

Lovin' Janku...
I can't get enough!
In fact, I copied you.

s'called whallku,
and I was expecting
a comment from the mighty Janna.

Then again,
Maybe you did not
see it in the first place.

As LOLcats would say,
I haz it. Now where's my bukkit?

Mo said...

Janku sounds like a new arch villain for Samurai Jack!

Morgiana Le Fey said...

i particularly like number four, and you need to give me my gerbil back.

Janna said...

Teach: It's not too hard! It just takes a bit of thought. :)

Shelli: Sorry about your head!

Melon: Nah, I'm pretty much this way all the time.

WillThink4Wine: Yay, the tornado missed us!

Whall: Yay, you made Whallku! I visited and commented using your rules!

Morgen: Who's Samurai Jack?

Morgian: I loaned the gerbil to Jason...