Various Thoughts
1) I bet people would take poodles more seriously if they (the poodles) had tusks.
2) Why isn't there chocolate Shredded Wheat?
3) If we can't have flying cars, we should at least be able to have flying underwear. (Maxi pads with "wings" don't count)
4) If farts smelled like lavender, beans would be more popular.
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4 comments:
Wow. Can you imagine a world where tusky poodles eat chocolate Shredded Wheat and fly around in their underwear, making the world smell all lavendar-y?
**imagines the fun and frolics that would ensue every morning, opening the underwear drawer armed with a butterfly net to catch a flying pair**
You don't have flying underwear?
Whall: Sounds like something the Beatles would have sung about.
Travis: It's a wonderful world!
BlondeBlogger: I live below poverty level.
EvilGenius: Exactly! It would be awesome!
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