Trying not to think too much

As some of you know, I had a pretty rough day Wednesday.
But here I am, alive and well.... or at least well enough to write another blog post.

I am exhausted, and my brain is operating with the help of one of those flat little watch batteries. I tried hooking it up to one of those huge lantern batteries, but then I started doing calculus and finding mathematical equations that proved gravity is actually a form of jello.

And, although I sometimes like jello, and gravity is ok, I'd rather just focus on other things. Like these, for example:

1. I am amazed that my deodorant lasted all day, what with all the sweating I did today.
2. I haven't had a bowl of cereal in a long time, and am starting to crave a big cauldron of Rice Krispies.
3. Chocolate is better than butterscotch, although my mother believes just the opposite.
4. It's fun to say "Czechoslovakia" over and over again when you're drunk.
5. Today my favorite colors are blue and green.
6. I'm thirsty.
7. If I was at The Olive Garden right now, I'd order fettucine alfredo.
8. If there's a villain in a movie, and if he's bald, I'm more likely to root for him. I like bald evil villains. (Lex Luthor, for example.)
9. I like zebras. (I wonder what they would taste like in a chalupa).
10. At this moment, I seem to have forgotten the last name of Betty from the Archie cartoons. (Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Veronica Lodge, Reggie Mantle, and Betty WHO???)
11. My elbow itches.
12. And my left leg has fallen asleep.
13. Aluminum foil is pretty.
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