Sunday, May 25, 2008

The only gas I can afford is my own farts

If you see any typos here, blame them on the fact that I am spasmodically twitching after seeing the current gas prices.
$4.19 for the cheapest grade.
$4.29 for the next...
and $4.39 for the premium.
Holy CRAP.

In order to help take my mind off this, I'm going to re-post the belly button tattoo from my previous post. No reason. I just really like it.

I've gone out for Chinese three times in the past 2 weeks. My fortune cookies have said the following:
1. "You are a very artistic person. Let your colors shine!"
2. "You will never need to worry about a steady income."
3. "A fond memory will soon lead to a renewed friendship."
Soooo, if you follow the tradition of adding the words " bed" to all those, I should have an interesting future.


Anthony at said...

In case this could make you feel better. In my country we have to pay about 1,6 dollars per litre (about 6 USD per gallon).

Janna said...

Anthony: Yikes! Is there any country where it still costs 89 cents, like it did when I was in college? I want to move there.

Meloncutter said...

Based upon your fortune cookies, let me predict the future for you. You will find a long lost sex toy that you have not seen in years. It will become once again, your best friend, It is very brightly colored and is used in very artistic fashion. Since you have discovered the internet and selling videos, you will become financially secure.

Dang where did that dome from. I must be one of them cyclic fellers.

Later Y'all.

Lizza said...

Hey, Janna.

Add "except in bed" instead. The results are more interesting. (Got that from

I commiserate with you on the gas prices. Here too.

Janna said...

Meloncutter: You should have one of those 1-900 numbers and charge $2.99 per minute.

Lizza: So I'll never need to worry about a steady income... EXCEPT in bed? How sad! Clearly I need to start honing my skills.

whall said...

Hmm, funny. I just came from hellohahanarf's blog where she wanted a monkey. Like, real bad-like.

Then the next entry I read is yours, and you're showing off your bellymonkey.

You guys should talk.

Janna said...

Whall: Hey, it's not MY belly-monkey. But still, I laugh inside whenever I see it. :)

Anonymous said...

with the prices of gas going up the air..the only natural gas we can afford is from our rear it is less toxic

Janna said...

Anonymous: I love that there is an entire blog dedicated to farting. We need more of those.