Monday, May 26, 2008

Manic Monday: Star

MM-bluetextFirst of all, if you're one of the people who I texted yesterday, check out my post at Jantrails. You'll find out where I was at the time, and what I texted to other people too.

Things I will NOT be doing on Memorial Day:

1. Starring in a raunchy home video involving three walruses and an ostrich.
2. Marching in any kind of parade whatsoever.
3. Remembering the capitol of Mongolia
4. Eating tuna salad, egg salad, seafood salad, potato salad, macaroni salad, chicken salad, or any other kind of salad that involves mayonnaise
5. Singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" while doing a strip tease for total strangers at the nearest Taco Bell.

Things I MIGHT do on Memorial Day:

1. Make up new names for all the constellations and re-name the stars after various body parts of friends. (e.g. Alpha Proxima could now be "Steve's Aorta", and Betelgeuse could be "Kyle's Armpit".)
2. Eat cheese.
3. Give myself a gold star for suppressing the urge to throw hatchets at the TV during presidential speeches.
4. Discover new and exciting recipes involving meatballs.
5. Speculate about a tawdry relationship between an armadillo and a unicorn; consider photoshopping what their offspring might look like.


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

whatever you decide to do, i hope you have fun!

smiles, bee

Mr. Fabulous said...

Where did the other walrus go? Can't you still do it with two?

frenchkys said...

Happy MM indeed! ;)

Meloncutter said...

Dang... If Taco Belch had strippers, I might consider it to be worth the heartburn. Get back to me, I might buy a franchise.

Later Y'all.

WillThink4Wine said...

I'm making my famous Potato Casserole and throwing some burgers and chicken on the grill, I won't make you eat any mayo!

Villager said...

Happy MM! Both of your lists are quite interesting. I hope that whatever you do ... you enjoy this Memorial Day!

I used my MM entry this week to encourage participation in the National Moment of Remembrance taking place at 3pm (local time) on Memorial Day. I hope that your blog readers will check out my MM post if they have time or inclination.

peace, Villager

crazy working mom said...

If you change your mind about the ostrich video, I know a fella who has a couple that he'd probably let me borrow. We might have to go steal the walruses from the zoo, though!

Happy Manic Memorial Monday.

narissa said...

hi, 'm a new here in your blog. i am very impressed at your profile. made me wanna listen more.

i was laughing at suppressing the urge to throw hatchets.. LOL

Sandy M said...

My first time here , and I love your blog. Couldn't stop reading. Great post!

the teach said...

Loved how you spent your day reading and sitting on a tombstone (I assume you sat on a tombstone) I'm jealous you didn't text me! No bar-b-que for me today, thank goodness!

Travis said...

I'm so looking forward to the visual for #5 an the list of things you might do.

Jamie said...

I want number 5 from each of the columns.

Happy Memorial Day.

Janna said...

Bee: You too!

Fab: No! My contract clearly states that there MUST be THREE walruses!

Frenchkys: Thanks! You too!

Meloncutter: If you owned a Taco Bell franchise, would you change your name to fart-cutter? It's not like it would be that big of a stretch...

WillThink4Wine: Mmmmm.... burgers.... chicken.....

Villager: Thanks! Enjoy your day too!

CWM: Excellent! You distract the cops while I break into the walrus pen.

Narissa: Thanks for visiting! Come back soon!

SandyM: I'm glad you stopped by! Visit again soon!

Teach: Actually I was sitting in the car, parked NEXT to a tombstone, but feel free to use whatever image works best for you. :)

Travis: I must give this some thought!

Jamie: Do you want fried rice and an egg roll too? :)