Bambi Sends A Warning
Today I went outside and found a skull in my yard.
Not a human skull. Don't call the cops.
It appears to be a deer.
I googled "deer skull" and found this picture which matches it pretty well.
The lower jaw is missing, but the rest of the skull is intact, including the teeth.
It's completely dry and clean, with no meat left at all, so it has to be at least a few months old.
Why did it just spontaneously appear in my yard today?
Is the Bambi Mafia trying to send me a message?
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10 comments:
Maybe a dog put it there. It's the sort of thing a stray dog might pick up.
I bet you could sell it on e-bay.
Marilyn: Or I could just keep it in the garage and start calling it Bruce.
Since when do you go outside?
You are ignoring the obvious. You are a werewolf, and killed it sometime during the night.
Janna, be very, very careful! I think it's a horse's head sand skin and hair. :D
Holy shit! Do you still have it? Are you keeping it? Can I have it? It would go so well with my coffins!
THAT's where I left my deer skull!
Fab: I can't be a werewolf. I hate dogs. Is there a cat equivalent?
Teach: Maybe I can star in a Godfather sequel!
Gwen: I wonder what it costs to ship from Michigan to Saskatchewan.... Hmmmm...
Morgen: Finders keepers!
If we both start walking now, we could just meet in the middle and save on postage.
Gwen: Ok.... so far I've made it to Montana.... where exactly are YOU right now?
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