Thursday, May 8, 2008

There's a lesson here somewhere....

Once upon a time there was somebody who said something about zucchini. Or maybe it was bikinis. I dunno. I wasn't really paying attention.
Anyway, he killed an evil witch by chaining her in front of a TV set and making her watch Reality shows for 72 hours straight, at which point she vaporized into a green cloud and was never heard from again. (Note: This also works on GOOD witches, so be careful).
Meanwhile, 300 miles away, three people sneezed and died because their doctor didn't realize they had inhaled the rapidly-dispersing molecules of witch-vapor.
They would have been fine if only they'd eaten zucchini beforehand.
But alas.

I still hate zucchini anyway.
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5 comments:

Meloncutter said...

Zucchini is fun when you carry one in your pocket.

I'm Back.

Later Y'all.

Mo said...

Now, if you had just doodled this (it IS the first day of Doodle Week after all... and you'd be an excellent doodler...) this would have been your Best Post EVER. Ever.
Alas... so close...

Janna said...

Meloncutter: Welcome back.

Morgen: Doodle week? Really?

Travis said...

Alrighty then.

Janna said...

Travis: I can almost see you there, nodding slowly, trying not to make any sudden moves...