There's a lesson here somewhere....

Once upon a time there was somebody who said something about zucchini. Or maybe it was bikinis. I dunno. I wasn't really paying attention.
Anyway, he killed an evil witch by chaining her in front of a TV set and making her watch Reality shows for 72 hours straight, at which point she vaporized into a green cloud and was never heard from again. (Note: This also works on GOOD witches, so be careful).
Meanwhile, 300 miles away, three people sneezed and died because their doctor didn't realize they had inhaled the rapidly-dispersing molecules of witch-vapor.
They would have been fine if only they'd eaten zucchini beforehand.
But alas.

I still hate zucchini anyway.
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