Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Bambi Sends A Warning

Today I went outside and found a skull in my yard.
Not a human skull. Don't call the cops.
It appears to be a deer.
I googled "deer skull" and found this picture which matches it pretty well.
The lower jaw is missing, but the rest of the skull is intact, including the teeth.
It's completely dry and clean, with no meat left at all, so it has to be at least a few months old.
Why did it just spontaneously appear in my yard today?
Is the Bambi Mafia trying to send me a message?
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10 comments:

Marilyn said...

Maybe a dog put it there. It's the sort of thing a stray dog might pick up.

I bet you could sell it on e-bay.

Janna said...

Marilyn: Or I could just keep it in the garage and start calling it Bruce.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Since when do you go outside?

You are ignoring the obvious. You are a werewolf, and killed it sometime during the night.

the teach said...

Janna, be very, very careful! I think it's a horse's head sand skin and hair. :D

Gwenhwyfar said...

Holy shit! Do you still have it? Are you keeping it? Can I have it? It would go so well with my coffins!

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Mo said...

THAT's where I left my deer skull!

Janna said...

Fab: I can't be a werewolf. I hate dogs. Is there a cat equivalent?

Teach: Maybe I can star in a Godfather sequel!

Gwen: I wonder what it costs to ship from Michigan to Saskatchewan.... Hmmmm...

Morgen: Finders keepers!

Gwenhwyfar said...

If we both start walking now, we could just meet in the middle and save on postage.

Janna said...

Gwen: Ok.... so far I've made it to Montana.... where exactly are YOU right now?