Wednesday, April 9, 2008

I'm back!

The aliens brought me back this morning, and I'm still recovering from the jet lag. Apparently there's a few trillion hours of time difference between here and Excedrin Beta. Who knew?
Needless to say, I am exhausted.
On the bright side, I have a suitcase full of crappy tourist trap gifts from all the rest stops along the way. (Apparently the one on Jupiter's third moon is still under construction, which was a bummer because I REALLY had to pee.)
Oh, sure, I could've gone on the spaceship, but lemme tell ya, those alien bathrooms are a MESS. The smell alone could knock over a Plutonian glark-beetle from 80 light-years away.
You'd think, after all these Earth-visits, they would have learned about Lysol.
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8 comments:

Mo said...

Didn't Oust come from the third moon of Excedrin Beta?

Glad you're back, I was concerned.

And wow - a nice pleasant green header here today, with no creepy eyes peering out! Those aliens MUST have done quite some probing!!!

Mr. Fabulous said...

What is Lysol?

Marilyn said...

Your excuses for being away from blogging are way better than mine.

Travis said...

Did you bring back any samples?

Janna said...

Morgen: I haven't posted the eyes-banner in a long time. I should get back to that, one of these days. Or I could make a new one, with eyes AND bigfoot...

Fab: Lysol is the queen of Earth's tenth hyper-dimension, and she is a TOTAL germ-o-phobe.

Marilyn: Thank you. You should see the excuses I make to get out of doing dishes.

Travis: Urine samples? Nah. I have access to that any time I want.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Did you bring me a piece of utterly useless knick-knacky tourist crap? Didja didja didja?

Meloncutter said...

Glad your back. I notice you didn't mention the probing tools. That's ok, I never discuss my abduction probings either.

On your trip, did you have a chance to explore Uranus?

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Gwen: I did, but it crawled away... I think it's under the sofa. I hear chewing noises.

Meloncutter: Sometimes amnesia comes in handy.