Four-Syllable Things I Hate
1) Empty Gas Tanks
2) Romance Novels
3) Food Poisoning
4) Unpleasant Smells
5) Insomnia
6) Imminent Death
7) Plugged-Up Toilets
8) Unwashed Armpits
9) ESPN
10) Martha Stewart
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Friday, April 11, 2008
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Well... I hope you get some sleep.
I'll add Salmonella, which I'm sure I spelled wrong. It sounds like the freshwater version of an overdone fairy tale, but it's even worse than that.
Marilyn: It's when Cinderella and the Prince go upstream to spawn. Then they die. Somebody somewhere probably lives happily ever after, but hell if I know who.
Disparage not the ESPN, you Phillistine!
Stopped Up Plumbing. Cheers!!
Fab: Dude, it's sort of cute that you always spell the word "Philistine" wrong.
Matt-man: Isn't that the same as "plugged-up toilets"?
Prostate exams.
Travis: Ooooh, NICE one!
How dare you disparage the Martha!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaah
How about:
bill collectors
Janna, liked your Message in a Bottle very much! Saw it at Mimi's "Wavy".
Morgen: I despise Martha. She needs to be sentenced to an eternity of wearing sweatpants and sitting on dustbunnies while eating microwaved TV dinners. If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for her, dammit.
Teach: Thanks for checking it out!
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