Friday, April 11, 2008

Four-Syllable Things I Hate

1) Empty Gas Tanks
2) Romance Novels
3) Food Poisoning
4) Unpleasant Smells
5) Insomnia
6) Imminent Death
7) Plugged-Up Toilets
8) Unwashed Armpits
9) ESPN
10) Martha Stewart
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10 comments:

Marilyn said...

Well... I hope you get some sleep.

I'll add Salmonella, which I'm sure I spelled wrong. It sounds like the freshwater version of an overdone fairy tale, but it's even worse than that.

Janna said...

Marilyn: It's when Cinderella and the Prince go upstream to spawn. Then they die. Somebody somewhere probably lives happily ever after, but hell if I know who.

Mr. Fabulous said...

Disparage not the ESPN, you Phillistine!

Matt-Man said...

Stopped Up Plumbing. Cheers!!

Janna said...

Fab: Dude, it's sort of cute that you always spell the word "Philistine" wrong.

Matt-man: Isn't that the same as "plugged-up toilets"?

Travis said...

Prostate exams.

Janna said...

Travis: Ooooh, NICE one!

Mo said...

How dare you disparage the Martha!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaah


How about:
bill collectors

the teach said...

Janna, liked your Message in a Bottle very much! Saw it at Mimi's "Wavy".

Janna said...

Morgen: I despise Martha. She needs to be sentenced to an eternity of wearing sweatpants and sitting on dustbunnies while eating microwaved TV dinners. If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for her, dammit.

Teach: Thanks for checking it out!