It would depend on how cute the manatee was
Thirteen things that (might) look worse than my new drivers' license picture:
1) Monkey snot on toast
2) Outhouse explosion
3) E-Coli having a bad hair day
4) Partially digested hamster
5) Roadkill wrapped in duct tape
6) Kenny Rogers having a hangover
7) Skunk spleen left in the car on a hot day
8) Litter box casserole
9) Toenail clippings under a microscope
10) The love child of a prune and a yeast infection
11) Oprah's large intestine
12) Mustard stains on a jockstrap
13) Manatee balls
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12 comments:
I think I'll just go with the standard Ew on this one.
Oh, it can't be that bad. Any chance you'd show the pic?
Travis: Really? That's it? Just "Ew"??
Pand0ra: Not a chance. (!!)
Both Kenny Rogers and Larry King have been dead for twenty years. Cheers!!
Come on! Show the picture! Your public demands it!
Next time I see you, we'll have to share driver's license pics.
Mine was taken on the first day I had the noro/gastroenteritis thing --- I look like a corpse.
Seriously, a morgen morgue picture.
I was laughing, and Bessie said, "it can't be THAT bad."
Then she looked at it. She couldn't help but laugh and say, "Okay, it really is THAT bad!"
Oh, I can SO relate! I just had new passport photos taken and I recoiled in horror at how bad they were!! The poor person preparing them was taken back by my audible gasp.
I so very much enjoy your lists!! For me, Kenny doesn't need to be hung over to look bad. I wonder if his plastic surgeon ever feels guilty??
Matt-man: Could they be the same person? Have we ever seen them in the same room together?
Mr. Fab: Never! Not a chance!
Morgen: Hopefully I will get to see you again before it's time to take my NEXT drivers' license picture. :)
Steve: Look at the bright side: If you get hideously ill while traveling, then you can match your picture exactly!
MichaelC: I'm so glad you like the lists. I have lots of fun making them. :)
nothing is worse than my recent passport photo. even mustard stains on that jock.
hope that makes you feel better!
Are those man-mustard stains on that jockstrap?
Hello: I bet my drivers' license picture looks worse than your passport photo!
Morgen: No, I think it's French's honey mustard.
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