Thursday, March 13, 2008

It would depend on how cute the manatee was

Thirteen things that (might) look worse than my new drivers' license picture:

1) Monkey snot on toast
2) Outhouse explosion
3) E-Coli having a bad hair day
4) Partially digested hamster
5) Roadkill wrapped in duct tape
6) Kenny Rogers having a hangover
7) Skunk spleen left in the car on a hot day
8) Litter box casserole
9) Toenail clippings under a microscope
10) The love child of a prune and a yeast infection
11) Oprah's large intestine
12) Mustard stains on a jockstrap
13) Manatee balls


Travis said...

I think I'll just go with the standard Ew on this one.

Pand0ra Wilde said...

Oh, it can't be that bad. Any chance you'd show the pic?

Janna said...

Travis: Really? That's it? Just "Ew"??

Pand0ra: Not a chance. (!!)

Matt-Man said...

Both Kenny Rogers and Larry King have been dead for twenty years. Cheers!!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Come on! Show the picture! Your public demands it!

Mo said...

Next time I see you, we'll have to share driver's license pics.
Mine was taken on the first day I had the noro/gastroenteritis thing --- I look like a corpse.
Seriously, a morgen morgue picture.
I was laughing, and Bessie said, "it can't be THAT bad."
Then she looked at it. She couldn't help but laugh and say, "Okay, it really is THAT bad!"

Steven said...

Oh, I can SO relate! I just had new passport photos taken and I recoiled in horror at how bad they were!! The poor person preparing them was taken back by my audible gasp.

Michael C said...

I so very much enjoy your lists!! For me, Kenny doesn't need to be hung over to look bad. I wonder if his plastic surgeon ever feels guilty??

Janna said...

Matt-man: Could they be the same person? Have we ever seen them in the same room together?

Mr. Fab: Never! Not a chance!

Morgen: Hopefully I will get to see you again before it's time to take my NEXT drivers' license picture. :)

Steve: Look at the bright side: If you get hideously ill while traveling, then you can match your picture exactly!

MichaelC: I'm so glad you like the lists. I have lots of fun making them. :)

hellohahanarf said...

nothing is worse than my recent passport photo. even mustard stains on that jock.

hope that makes you feel better!

Mo said...

Are those man-mustard stains on that jockstrap?

Janna said...

Hello: I bet my drivers' license picture looks worse than your passport photo!

Morgen: No, I think it's French's honey mustard.