Friday, March 14, 2008

Mmmmm... smell that messy goodness!

Earlier today, after running some errands, I noticed that my car smelled really nice for some reason. The scent was vaguely familiar but I couldn't quite identify it.

Eventually I figured out that the scent was coming from an overnight bag I had in the back seat. A bottle of conditioner had leaked and splurted onto my clothes, making a mess.

It looked sorta like someone had performed an obscene act with my nightgown.
Smelled better, though.
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9 comments:

Meloncutter said...

That is your story and you are sticking to it. I understand.

LMAO.

I am finding that I can use that line in a good portion of your posts.

At least it smelled good.

Later Y'all.

DutchBitch said...

Well, at least the car smells nice, right?

hellohahanarf said...

beats the smell of the fast food bathroom the other night!

Travis said...

Well, at least your clothes won't have tangles.

Sorry...that was lame. I'm so embarrassed.

Pand0ra Wilde said...

When I ship stuff like that I use electrical tape (or vinyl tape--looks purtier) on the top and pack in a ziploc. That way if there's wayward spooge it's contained and there's no need to 'splain the nightie, Loosey.

Janna said...

Meloncutter: It's my story and I am sticking to it, much the same as the conditioner stuck to my nightgown.

Dutchy: It smelled SO wonderful.

Hello: Oh, YES. Smells WAY better than that. Of course, a decomposing skunk might have smelled better than that bathroom the other night. Ack!

Travis: Hee hee!

Pand0ra: Good idea!

Marilyn said...

Wouldn't it be nice if the result of the obscene act you are refering to smelled like a really expensive conditioner?

I hope the conditioner didn't stain everything permanently.

Lynda said...

Are you sure Fab didn't have his way with your nightgown?

Janna said...

Marilyn: It would also be nice if it smelled like strawberries. People would look at shortcake in a whole new way.

Lynda: I'm glad you asked that! I've been wondering that same thing... and he seems to be mysteriously absent from this comment section, almost as if he has something to hide....