It wasn't me!
Last night after band a few of us went to McDonalds.
It was late, and we were the only customers there. After drinking my beverage, I really had to pee, so I excused myself and made a trip to the restroom.
As soon as I opened the door, I nearly gagged. Someone had recently "visited", and the olfactory evidence was still pretty strong.
I found this bizarre, since we were the only people there.
Anyway, I hurried up and peed and went back to our table. After a few minutes of chatting, the group decided it was time to start heading home.
But as we all got up to leave, Colleen said she wanted to visit the restroom first.
I wanted SO bad to say "NOOoo, Don't go in there! It's awful! And I swear to god it wasn't me that made it that way!! Even though we're the only ones here, I swear it was someone else!"
But, y'know, how do you bring something like that up?
So I didn't say anything.
But part of me is still wondering what she thought when she opened that door.
I suspect this is probably the universe's way of repaying me for my "incident" a couple weeks ago.
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11 comments:
LMAO I wonder too...
I think you should have commented immediately upon returning from the bathroom..."Oh, that was nasty!" It makes for great conversation and clears you of all wrongdoing should someone venture in after you. Note for next time...and there WILL be a next time.
I feel your pain...
No, really.
Proof>
Always pee before you leave home. Always!
LMAO--you shouda mentioned it coming out LOL
I'd have warned everyone else when I got out of there. But that's just me probably.
That's your story and you are sticking to it. I understand.
Later Y'all.
Yeah, I agree - I would have said something immediately upon coming out... blame it quick on someone else!
Dutchy: Maybe she will read this and realize the truth... I can only hope!
Steve: See, I wanted to, but I was just so embarrassed to bring up the topic!
TenaciousB: I see! Thank you for understanding! Let's form a support group!
Mr. Fab: I DID pee before I left home. This was many hours later, what with errands and band rehearsal and ABC group... My bladder refilled itself since then!
Turnbaby: I couldn't. How do you talk about stuff like that when people are eating?
Pand0ra: I couldn't bring up the topic while people were eating.
Meloncutter: Hey! I am purely innocent! I swear! Honest!
Morgen: If I'd known Colleen was going to go in there, I might have considered it. But even so, it's just not a comfortable thing to talk about while people are trying to eat.
Well, what if it had been you? Is there someplace else you can do that?
Marilyn: At least then it would have been RIGHT for her to blame the smell on me! This way, though, I got wrongly identified with a stench I did not create....
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