Friday, March 7, 2008

The extent of my knowledge for today

After a great deal of thought and reflection, I am ready to admit that I still have no idea what's going on.
I have, however, come to a few striking conclusions:

1) If you see someone who won't stop talking on their cell phone in public, it might be fun to snatch it away and deep fry it in an egg roll wrapper and then give it back to them with an attractive dish of delicious dipping sauce.

2) Even if a bald guy is really, really mad at you, it is still not possible to fry an egg on the top of his head.

3) I'm not entirely sure what language they speak in Lichtenstein.

4) Sometimes, when you're running your computer from a 25-foot power cord that goes into another room, you will smell a strange odor that is oddly reminiscent of burning plastic. It will scare you to death until you realize that actually it's just the smell of a skunk outside. You will then feel really, really stupid for worrying.


Desert Songbird said...

Lichtenstein is the smallest German-speaking country in the world.

There, now you know.

Matt-Man said...

No, baby, no...They speak Pig-Lichten. Cheers!!

Kyra Sutra said...

1. Egg rolls are yummy!

2. But it would taste delicious to do so.

3. I think they use proper Licht-ion.

4. I'd freak out completely.

Michael C said...

Burning and my computer are two items that must never, ever meet.

Don't they speak 'jive' in Lichenstein??

Natalie said...

That egg roll would break someones teeth. then again, it might get them to stop yappin.

Pand0ra Wilde said...

I have to disagree with Natalie.

If that happened, the first thing that asinine moron would do is call everyone s/he knows so they could whine about breaking a tooth on an eggroll made of their very own cell phone, who they're going to sue over and and do they think the dentist would give them Vicodin when they do the work?

Travis said...

Skunks smell like burning plastic? Who knew?

Mo said...

Lichenstein - that's jewish moss, right?

Janna said...

DesertSongbird: Really? I wonder if there's "Lichtenstein Chocolate Cake". I hope it's better than the German variety. I hate coconut.

Matt-Man: Now that sounds fun!

Kyra: It wouldn't taste delicious if the egg was still raw!

Michael: Apparently they speak either German or Pig-Lichten. Who knew?

Natalie: Which would make it completely worth it! :)

Pant0ra: Hopefully the whole deep-frying thing would make the phone not work anymore. We can only hope.

Travis: Sort of, in a weird way, sometimes, yes!

Morgen: Either that or something to do with Frankenstein's younger brother...