Thursday, January 24, 2008

Sticky Goodness

Thirteen Sentences That Use The Word "STICK":

1, Now that I've covered myself in honey, it'll be easier for us to stick together

2. My million dollar idea is "tuna casserole on a stick."

3. Of course you can sue me, but the charges will never stick-- I'm only a figment of your imagination.

4. Sticks and stones may break my bones, so keep them the hell away from me.

5. There are a lot of things I'll consider doing if you stick a $50.00 bill in my bra.

6. Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you plan to use it.

7. Myrtle wanted to be an artist but all she could draw were stick figures.

8. Why do my feet stick to the floor when I walk past your room?

9. Stick around and I'll show you why they call me "That crazy hatchet-wielding freak."

10. Whatever you do, don't stick a pineapple in there-- it's just not worth it.

11. Oooh, look, a fried mozzarella stick! And another! And another! Where's the marinara sauce?

12. Ok, everybody stick to the plan! When the cops arrive, we swear we've never seen the bloody golf club OR the chainsaw.

13. Want a stick of gum? It's only been in my purse since 1998. I'll even brush the lint off for you.


Desert Songbird said...

Good thing you qualified #5 with "consider."

onionboy said...

Janna is sticking to her story that eastern time zone exists.

For those of you who don't understand what a migraine is like, here is a question to answer: you have a migraine, you go to get your last migraine pill, but you drop it ... in the cat box. What do you do?

If you suffer from migraines, you know the answer. Get better Janna, I'm on day three myself.

Pand0ra Wilde said...

You sort of said it, but I'm partial to "That's my story and I'm sticking to it."

And totally off-topic? I have the Emerald Forest soap ready :)

the108 said...

Tuna casserole on a stick is pure genius. I think you're on to something there.

Mr. Fabulous said...

My pants are sticky.

metalmom said...

Here's $50.00. Let's start considering what you'll do...

Square1 said...

More rib-sticking goodness from Janna. Nicely done.

Mo said...

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Julie said...

Wow! I'm intrigued.

Janna said...

Songbird: I'm always thinking!

Onionboy: You get better too!!

Pand0ra: OOOHHH! Emerald Forest! Will there be candles?? I want candles!!

The108: Yummy!

Mr. Fab: I know.

Metalmom: Ok.... I'm considering.... buying a tank of gas....

Square1: Thank you!

Morgen: No, you're still raw on the inside.

Julie: That's all I ask!