Because frozen boogers are worth paying for
I'm here in the frozen state of Michigan, trying to invent a way to bottle all this coldness so I can save it for later. Imagine how wonderful it could be next summer if I had a shelf full of WINTER I could open whenever I wanted. Who needs air conditioning when you can just open up a big bottle of January?
I could sell it and make millions!
You know how wines have vintages, with plenty of connoisseurs to analyze the "good years"? Bottled winters could be the same way.
I could uncork a bottle, take a deep breath until my boogers froze, and sigh happily.
"Ahhhhh, December 2007. That was a good month."
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If you figure it out, I'll buy stock in the company.
Oddly enough, I had a discussion with a friend yesterday about frozen nose hair that I got when it was -10F here yesterday morning.
Eh. I'll stick with my pleasant 41 degrees F here. Wanna come down and visit?
You're one twisted sister.
If you keep the bottle of January 2008 in your bra, it will thaw you know...
Wasn't that a great idea? Save the cold for summer!
You mean all the hot air from the politicians doing their primary thang didn't thaw out the state?
Guess it's hopeless...sorry...
--Peggy
Travis: Yay! Ok, it's a deal!
Onionboy: Yeah, this morning it was -3. Wind chill of -16.
DesertSongbird: I'm surprised to hear you refer to 41 as "pleasant." I would have thought you'd hate something that cold. 41 is right in my comfort zone!
Morgen: I won't know until I try!
Wayne: It's perfect!
Peggy: They certainly did their best!
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