Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Perfectly normal thoughts

Life inside a cloud would be fun if you lived above people you hated, because when you made rain you could pretend you were peeing on them.

I would like to apologize for the fact that I have never received a pet platypus in the mail, especially not one wearing a pink ballerina costume. I feel really bad about this. And yet, it's strangely liberating that I don't have to spend any money on platypus chow or ballet slippers.

I've never worn a toga, but if I ever did, I would like it to be black with white polka dots. No reason.

If I was invited to lunch with the person who invented gravity, it would be really funny if they accidentally spilled something.
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6 comments:

onionboy said...

Oddly enough I had a dream that contained a platypus last night.

So, Ms Spherical Earth, if you flush a toilet that is exactly on the equator, which way does the water swirl?

Janna said...

Onionboy: There are no toilets on the equator, because the person using them would get sucked into a vortex of matter and anti-matter. This is what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

Lynda said...

Uh oh. I wonder what happened to the platypus I sent you in the mail for your birthday.

the108 said...

Why pretend when you could pee on them for real?

Mr. Fabulous said...

Togas can only be white. Don't fuck with tradition.

Janna said...

Lynda: That was a platypus? Uh oh. Well, it was delicious, anyway...

The108: True, true! Good point!

Mr. Fab: Oh, c'mon. You'd look awesome in a pretty pink one...