Perfectly normal thoughts
Life inside a cloud would be fun if you lived above people you hated, because when you made rain you could pretend you were peeing on them.
I would like to apologize for the fact that I have never received a pet platypus in the mail, especially not one wearing a pink ballerina costume. I feel really bad about this. And yet, it's strangely liberating that I don't have to spend any money on platypus chow or ballet slippers.
I've never worn a toga, but if I ever did, I would like it to be black with white polka dots. No reason.
If I was invited to lunch with the person who invented gravity, it would be really funny if they accidentally spilled something.
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Oddly enough I had a dream that contained a platypus last night.
So, Ms Spherical Earth, if you flush a toilet that is exactly on the equator, which way does the water swirl?
Onionboy: There are no toilets on the equator, because the person using them would get sucked into a vortex of matter and anti-matter. This is what really happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
Uh oh. I wonder what happened to the platypus I sent you in the mail for your birthday.
Why pretend when you could pee on them for real?
Togas can only be white. Don't fuck with tradition.
Lynda: That was a platypus? Uh oh. Well, it was delicious, anyway...
The108: True, true! Good point!
Mr. Fab: Oh, c'mon. You'd look awesome in a pretty pink one...
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