Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Things I've Never Seen

1) A squirrel dressed up as a chipmunk (Then again, how would I know? Maybe ALL chipmunks are just really skinny squirrels in drag)

2) A football game in which I actually gave a rat's ass who won or lost

3) A bottle of goat urine

4) A man in sandals wearing pink toenail polish

5) You, giving me a million dollars

10 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

You can't bet rodent rear ends on football games. You have to bet money. M-o-n-e-y.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: And here I was hoping you would offer to wear the pink toenail polish....

Gwenhwyfar said...

You know what I've never seen? Squirrels in drag wearing sandals and pink toenail polish cheering at a football game and selling bottles of goat urine to raise a million dollars to give to you.
I'm also willing to bet that that's the first time anyone has ever written that.

Travis said...

You've led a very sheltered life.

Julie said...

What? No goat pee? I can't imagine! Where DO you live?

DutchBitch said...

You've never seen goats urine? Nor a man in sandals wearing pink toenail polish?

What kinda freak are ya?!?!?!

Janna said...

Gwen: I know! Usually the squirrels here are selling steroids instead.

Travis: Tell me about it!

Julie: I live in the frozen tundra of Michigan, and am currently so cold my toes are numb.

Dutchy: Well, I'm hoping Fab agrees to model the toenail polish... Not sure if he can help me out with the goat or not.

Mo said...

Sent you a graphic of #4

Sorry it wasn't #5...

:)

Pand0ra Wilde said...

YOU are going to have the most interesting Google search list...

Janna said...

Morgen: Ahh, but you can't prove that the graphic was of a GUY wearing pink toenail polish. It was just a disembodied foot....

Pand0ra: If only I knew how to access it!
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