Sunday, January 27, 2008

Another weird dream

I had another weird dream last night.
I went to visit Fab, only to find that instead of the building I was expecting, there was a big store. He had opened this business venture to cater to all his fans. It was maybe half the size of a Wal-Mart, and had about the same kinds of things.
But the best part was in the corridor just outside the store. There was a snack bar, and an ice cream shop, and an amusement park ride.
I decided to ride the ride. It cost, like, fifty cents or something.
It was a mix between a magic carpet and one of those log flume water park rides. There was only one magic carpet, about the size of a loveseat. And people rode it on this white-water-rapids stream which went out into the parking lot.
I ended up having to share the ride with two other ladies. It was clear they didn't want me there; they'd been hoping to have it all to themselves. They were friends with each other, and wouldn't speak to me the entire time. I tried being pleasant and making jokes, but they wouldn't even smile.
So I made sure to steer the carpet into lots of turbulence and waterfalls, getting us all soaked. Serves them right.
When the ride was over, I went to the ice cream shop and sat at one of the tables, trying to decide what I wanted to order.
Then the dream ended.
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3 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

You totally broke that ride, by the way. Cost me a fortune to fix.

Mo said...

Mmmm hmmmm...
You're riding Fab's log flume in your dreams, ending up with you getting soaked...
I don't need my Home Freud kit to analyze this one, Holmes.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: It was a magic carpet! You can't break a magic carpet.

Morgen: LOL!!!