Saturday, November 24, 2007

When neurons go on strike

I am floating sideways in a sea of strained peas, next to four tiny penguins who know the reason "debt" is spelled with a "B".
There are thoughts from the ceiling which never approach the topic of hydroelectricity.
I keep trying to tell the penguins that they smell like oatmeal.
Roses are red... sometimes.
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10 comments:

Marilyn said...

Get the truth about debt from those penguins before the neurons come back!

Travis said...

Peas? GACK!

Couldn't you be sinking into a mountain of Boston Creme CAKE, with a flock of seagulls circling the area who know the reason why "debit" is abbreviated "dr"?

Turnbaby said...

Oooooo Flock of Seagulls...And I Ran...I ran so far awa ha ay!

Matt-Man said...

Neurons are Delicious!! Cheers!!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Stupid penguins...

Janna said...

Marilyn: Too late; they all ran off after a flying potato which looked suspiciously like Julia Child.
(Which, of course, would then be pronounced "po-TAH-to."

Travis: You don't like peas? Really? I don't like the strained ones, but the intact ones are pretty tasty, in my opinion. I have no idea why debit would be pronounced "dr." That doesn't make any sense, does it?

Turnbaby: Now that song is stuck in my head.

Matt-man: Especially with barbecue sauce!

Mr. Fab: I know!

Mo said...

Because debt with a B is just unattractive, just like debt.
Take it from one who knows.

Det with no B is kinda cute, which for debt to be cute - that would just be wrong. Or "B" wrong, as the case may be.

Janna said...

Morgen: A sensible and logical answer!

Travis said...

Wait...Mo's answer was sensible and logical?

**runs to check dictionary**

Janna said...

Travis: See? The dictionary agreed with me, didn't it?