Friday, November 23, 2007

The gift of poop

On Tuesday I took Steve to band and ABC group with me. He got along with everyone wonderfully, just as I expected. Before we went there, we stopped at Walgreens so he could get some Zinc. I waited in the car. When he came back out, he had a present for me. It was a tube of chicken poop!
Not only that, but it was free range chicken poop.
I am so glad I have friends that love me.

Here's what the label says:

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100% pure
free range
Chicken Poop
Lip Junk
put it on your lips
Ingredients: soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, sweet orange essential oil.
Contains no poop
All natural cosmetic moisturizer. for external use only.
A product of Kansas
ilovechickenpoop.com
Warning: The safety of this product has not been determined.

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So it's like chap-stick. I've never really been one to use chap-stick, but I'm tempted to use this, just so I can truthfully say that I have put chicken poop on my lips.

Thanks, Steve.... I think. :)
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Oh, and one more thing... HERE's a link to my post over at the "Stache. Be gentle; it's my first time.
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15 comments:

Mo said...

I'm SO glad they added "for external use only", cuz I wondered...

Desert Songbird said...

That Steven - he's such a generous guy.

Turnbaby said...

Someone gave me a tube of this last year. It's good stuff!

Preposterous Ponderings said...

So does that stuff turn your lips all white and whatnot?

Robin said...

Definitely something to be proud of...chicken poop on your lips.

Mo said...

If any one wants a load of REAL chicken poop (not that fancy-schmancy lip stuff) let me know - I can send you a parcel C.O.D. for the holidays.
Ho Ho Ho
mo

Travis said...

**scratching head**

Square1 said...

OMG! I have so got to get e tube to send to my mom!

Janna said...

Morgen: I know! I was THIS close to sticking it up my ass!

DesertSongbird: Isn't he, though?

Turnbaby: Really? I'm just not much of a chap-stick person, but this is so tempting!

Preposterous: No, from what I can tell, it's clear. It'd be funny if it was white, though!

Robin: And I AM proud....

Morgen: Better start making a price list!!

Travis: I know.

Square1: We got it at Walgreens, but I bet any drugstore would have it!

Mr. Fabulous said...

How much zinc does one man need?

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: It depends where you put it.

Juby said...

ooh giiirl. you can bring your fine assed manfriend ANY time you want..and if he needs a little houseboy to help..inspire him..you just give him my phone number. we can umm...read the bible together... lol

P.S. he was really great times..and yes..lol I'd do him..but you're probably not surprised

Janna said...

Kyle (Juby): I'm glad you all liked him! He is definitely a lovable guy.

vox clamatis said...

The missus loves her some chicken poop - thanks for the reminder right before the holidays!

Janna said...

Vox Clematis: Of course! LOL! :)