Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Something to look forward to

Many years ago, Paul Simon did a song called "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover."
These past few days I been compiling my own list, which I have titled "Fifty ways to completely annoy the crap out of me."
Right now I'm up to 45.
When the list is done, I will post it here for you all to read.
Stay tuned.
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(Sneak peek: #26 involves pooping on my carpet.)
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8 comments:

Steven said...

Thanks for the heads up on #26. I'll try to contain myself if I come to your place.

katherine. said...

only 50 ways to be annoyed? I've got a million of them...

Mo said...

Only 50 ways to annoy Janna?
Hmm... I can think of several without even trying...
1. Mayonnaise comes to mind.
2. Then there's raw eggs...
3. Egg Nog
4. Oh, and don't forget onions.
5. And the "tempt me with dinner options, then make whatever the hell you want anyway ordeal..."
6. And OF COURSE: Beating her at Scrabulous! (scandalous!!!)

See, 6 right there, without even blinking. Or thinking.

Janna said...

Steve: Try not to poop in my car either.

Katherine: Oh, there are more than 50. Trust me.

Morgen: Hmmmm... yes, a few of those made the list....

Travis said...

Oh I know!!!

Turn the heat up over 70 degrees.

Janna said...

Travis: I have something similar to that on the list, yes....
Gosh, it's scary how well you guys know me.

Turnbaby said...

Insist you eat refrigerated ketchup;-)

Janna said...

Turnbaby: That's not really a pet peeve, just a curiosity. It seems to be more of a pet peeve for Fab, judging from his posts.