Monday, November 26, 2007

Manic Monday: Rank

There was an old Texan named Frank
Whose gaseous flare-ups were rank
Once, after a batch
He then struck a match
And blew up his oxygen tank
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(For other "Rank" Manic Monday poems, see Jantics and Jantrails.)

18 comments:

Deb said...

Great Manic Monday post! I'm not sure if my post lived up to par or not... hmmm. Please come by and visit my blog, tell me what you think! RANK IT! LOL

Janna said...

Deb: Thanks for stopping by! I'll go check out your post right now...

Shelia said...

LOL, you're a poet and you know it! Happy MM!

Nancy Lindquist-Liedel said...

That was a hoot.

Villager said...

Hotep! Great MM post. Did you have that poem already, or did you make it up on the spot for this week's MM meme? Either way, it is very creative and well done...

My MM:Rank post goes back to a military theme, however, I continue to provide African American history insights as part of this weekly meme. I hope you enjoy it.

Jamie said...

Janna was a bit of a poet
On Monday she thought to show it
Her pictures are great
Now words are first rate
She's a talent and we know it

Steven said...

Our Manic Monday posts are quite related! Thank God my driver didn't light a match.

lisa said...

very funny! going to check out your others now... have a great Monday.

the teach said...

Great poem! Janna...:)

Mo said...

Janna is a poet
and she knows it
cuz her feets stank
in a way that was rank.

Janna said...

Sheila: Well, at least sometimes I SUSPECT it...

Nancy: Thank you. :)

Villager: I made it up, on the spot, minutes after I realized it was almost Monday and I hadn't done any MM posts yet!

Jamie: How sweet!

Steve: Great minds...

Lisa: Thanks for stopping by!

Teach: Thank you! :)

Morgen: Note to self: buy foot powder.

Turnbaby said...

LOLOL

That's excellently gross!! Perfect

Janna said...

Turnbaby: "Excellently gross" would be a fun thing to have etched on my tombstone!

Mr. Fabulous said...

He wasn't very bright, was he?

Travis said...

Hahahahahahahahahaa

Now that's comedy!

Happy MM!

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Oh, I dunno; that explosion looked pretty bright from here...

Travis: Glad you approve! :)

Robin said...

Your poetry is beautiful :D

Janna said...

Robin: I try to aim straight for the heart.