There was an old Texan named Frank Whose gaseous flare-ups were rank Once, after a batch He then struck a match And blew up his oxygen tank
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(For other "Rank" Manic Monday poems, see Jantics and Jantrails.)
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Great Manic Monday post! I'm not sure if my post lived up to par or not... hmmm. Please come by and visit my blog, tell me what you think! RANK IT! LOL
Hotep! Great MM post. Did you have that poem already, or did you make it up on the spot for this week's MM meme? Either way, it is very creative and well done...
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Great Manic Monday post! I'm not sure if my post lived up to par or not... hmmm. Please come by and visit my blog, tell me what you think! RANK IT! LOL
Deb: Thanks for stopping by! I'll go check out your post right now...
LOL, you're a poet and you know it! Happy MM!
That was a hoot.
Hotep! Great MM post. Did you have that poem already, or did you make it up on the spot for this week's MM meme? Either way, it is very creative and well done...
My MM:Rank post goes back to a military theme, however, I continue to provide African American history insights as part of this weekly meme. I hope you enjoy it.
Janna was a bit of a poet
On Monday she thought to show it
Her pictures are great
Now words are first rate
She's a talent and we know it
Our Manic Monday posts are quite related! Thank God my driver didn't light a match.
very funny! going to check out your others now... have a great Monday.
Great poem! Janna...:)
Janna is a poet
and she knows it
cuz her feets stank
in a way that was rank.
Sheila: Well, at least sometimes I SUSPECT it...
Nancy: Thank you. :)
Villager: I made it up, on the spot, minutes after I realized it was almost Monday and I hadn't done any MM posts yet!
Jamie: How sweet!
Steve: Great minds...
Lisa: Thanks for stopping by!
Teach: Thank you! :)
Morgen: Note to self: buy foot powder.
LOLOL
That's excellently gross!! Perfect
Turnbaby: "Excellently gross" would be a fun thing to have etched on my tombstone!
He wasn't very bright, was he?
Hahahahahahahahahaa
Now that's comedy!
Happy MM!
Mr. Fab: Oh, I dunno; that explosion looked pretty bright from here...
Travis: Glad you approve! :)
Your poetry is beautiful :D
Robin: I try to aim straight for the heart.
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