And NO, they are not on the top of my head
I seem to have lost my glasses.
This is very frustrating.
Obviously it's very hard for me to see without them.
I'm wearing my "spares" right now, but I hate them because they're not a style I like AND they're an older prescription.
I don't understand what could have happened. I know I must have been wearing them last night because I was reading right before bed. Yet when I woke up this morning they were NOT where I always leave them. I've looked everywhere I can think of, even places I knew they couldn't possibly be.
Nothing.
They have disappeared.
I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before I find them. Anyone want to get in on this? How long do you think it will be? Four minutes? Eight hours? Six days? A week? Two and a half weeks? A month? Seven years? Let me know in the comments. If you win, I'll make a Jannagraphic for you, like a large sign, or maybe three mini-signs.
The winner is the person whose guess is the closest without going over. In the event of duplicate correct guesses, the winner is the person who commented first.
Ugh. I think this older prescription is giving me a headache already...
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15 comments:
How about if I tell you where they are?
They are either in the bed covers somewhere, or they are in the bathroom.
Or under the bed.
You're welcome.
Mr. Fab: But I already looked there!
2 hours
Strip the bed completely and shake everything out vigorously. Then clean out everything that may or may not be hiding under your bed. I agree with Mr. Fab. You will find them.
Gnomes.
Must be gnomes.
Now there's a glasses-wearing gnome going:
Shit, Martha, I didn't know you really looked like THAT...
i'll say...one week, two days, 4 hours and 36 minutes...
48 minutes.
look in the pillow cases?
do you have a dog?
I think they are between the bed and the wall. You looked their but you didn't see them, but as soon as you pull out the bed just a little, they will fall.
Not like that has happened to me or anything.
Oh, and I think you will find them tomorrow. ;)
They are not lost. They are misplaced.
Since nobody has asked:
.... WHERE DID YOU HAVE THEM LAST...
(ducks and covers)
PS: I bet you didn't have them last in bed. You got up and got something out of the fridge and they are in there.
Okay, I got this because I really need a Janna Graphic!
14 hours!
THANK YOU to everyone who participated in the guessing!
I've found my glasses and have posted the answer! Check out the next post!
If I had been here a few days ago, I would have suggested looking in the freezer.
What? Sometimes lost stuff is in the freezer.
Travis: Where were you when I needed you? (No, they weren't in the freezer, but I could've used the smile anyway. :)
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