Wednesday, October 10, 2007

And NO, they are not on the top of my head

I seem to have lost my glasses.
This is very frustrating.
Obviously it's very hard for me to see without them.
I'm wearing my "spares" right now, but I hate them because they're not a style I like AND they're an older prescription.
I don't understand what could have happened. I know I must have been wearing them last night because I was reading right before bed. Yet when I woke up this morning they were NOT where I always leave them. I've looked everywhere I can think of, even places I knew they couldn't possibly be.
Nothing.
They have disappeared.
I'm taking bets as to how long it will be before I find them. Anyone want to get in on this? How long do you think it will be? Four minutes? Eight hours? Six days? A week? Two and a half weeks? A month? Seven years? Let me know in the comments. If you win, I'll make a Jannagraphic for you, like a large sign, or maybe three mini-signs.
The winner is the person whose guess is the closest without going over. In the event of duplicate correct guesses, the winner is the person who commented first.

Ugh. I think this older prescription is giving me a headache already...
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15 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

How about if I tell you where they are?

They are either in the bed covers somewhere, or they are in the bathroom.

Or under the bed.

You're welcome.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: But I already looked there!

Tug said...

2 hours

Natalie said...

Strip the bed completely and shake everything out vigorously. Then clean out everything that may or may not be hiding under your bed. I agree with Mr. Fab. You will find them.

Mo said...

Gnomes.
Must be gnomes.

Now there's a glasses-wearing gnome going:
Shit, Martha, I didn't know you really looked like THAT...

Lee said...

i'll say...one week, two days, 4 hours and 36 minutes...

katherine. said...

48 minutes.

look in the pillow cases?
do you have a dog?

Lynda said...

I think they are between the bed and the wall. You looked their but you didn't see them, but as soon as you pull out the bed just a little, they will fall.

Not like that has happened to me or anything.

Lynda said...

Oh, and I think you will find them tomorrow. ;)

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

They are not lost. They are misplaced.
Since nobody has asked:
.... WHERE DID YOU HAVE THEM LAST...
(ducks and covers)

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

PS: I bet you didn't have them last in bed. You got up and got something out of the fridge and they are in there.

Wayne said...

Okay, I got this because I really need a Janna Graphic!
14 hours!

Janna said...

THANK YOU to everyone who participated in the guessing!
I've found my glasses and have posted the answer! Check out the next post!

Travis said...

If I had been here a few days ago, I would have suggested looking in the freezer.

What? Sometimes lost stuff is in the freezer.

Janna said...

Travis: Where were you when I needed you? (No, they weren't in the freezer, but I could've used the smile anyway. :)