Thursday, June 14, 2007

Thursday Thirteen


Thirteen Things I Didn't Do Today

1. Kick a Panda
2. Eat barley
3. Find the love of my life
4. Buy super glue
5. Throw ravioli at people's tires
6. Buy land in Costa Rica
7. Get the bird flu
8. Shave my head
9. Speak Portugese
10. Drink vodka
11. Play backgammon
12. Hit a pinata full of termites
13. Invent car that runs on urine


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10 comments:

The Ferryman said...

If you HAD kicked a panda you probably would have found the love of your life.

Unknown said...

Hey, the day's not over yet...I scheduled the delivery of the pinata full of termites for around 3pm. Get your stick ready!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

well alrighty then, that's a good girl!

smiles, bee

Lee said...

Ooh, I want the car that runs on urine. Imagine the convenience of long road trips with no fuel or potty stops. Just hook yourself up and pee while you're driving! Kill two birds with one stone. Janna, you're a genius!

Anonymous said...

I have to out you!! I saw you throw ravioli at the green volvo this morning!

Merritt Fields said...

I think a car running on urine is an EXCELLENT idea...you need to market that to the bigwigs at GM!

Marilyn said...

Sounds like you had a pretty dull day.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Is that how that works? No wonder I'm still single.

Steve: The termites ATE the stick!

Bee: Wow, I don't hear that very often! :)

Lee: I don't get called a genius very often, either! :)

Metalmom: That was my evil twin.

Aisby: The big oil companies would murder me and stick my charred remains somewhere next to Jimmy Hoffa.

Marilyn: Same as usual. :)

Travis Cody said...

OK. I know it's wrong to ask. I should just read, giggle, and move on. But I can't help myself.

Why would one throw ravioli at people's tires? And why would one fill a pinata full of termites?

I'll regret the answers to those questions I'm sure.

Janna said...

Travis: Should I have filled the pinata with ravioli instead? That could get kinda messy.