Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Desperately seeking chilly things

It is 93 degrees out there today.
Which means it's at least 103 indoors.
And that's not even counting the heat index.
I had a big icy cup of lemonade awhile ago... I think I need to just hook up an I.V. and shoot icy beverages right into my bloodstream.
And if I'm feeling adventurous I can try stuffing ice cubes into various bodily orifices.
I am about ready to stick a frozen burrito in my bra just for the cold rush.


Steven said...

Why don't you come live in New York? It's only 75 here today.

metalmom said...

Oh the things you do with cold stuff when it's hot out!! You made me hot, and not with the heat!! LOL

Desert Songbird said...

That's the bad thing about living in a climate unaccustomed to heat. You don't have the traditional "coping" measures in place. Here, everything is air conditioned. We live in air conditioned houses, drive air conditioned cars, and shop and work in air conditioned buildings.

Anonymous said...

U seem to have fun figuring out ways to use frozen food to keep cool but how bout springing for a room air conditioner? Go to ABC Warehouse site low as $77! Sweatin ....not cool!

Mr. Fabulous said...

Or you could stick the forzen burrito into the various bodily orifices.

Janna said...

Steve: Don't tempt me! :)

Metalmom: Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Desert Songbird: Well, there ARE places with AC here, it's just that I can't afford to have it in my home. I do have it in the car, at least.

Anonymous: If only I could afford the monthly increase in electricity!

Mr. Fab: But then I wouldn't be able to eat it afterward....

Travis said...

Ice and orifices...uhm...well now...I may need a cold shower.

Janna said...

Travis: You're welcome! :)